This one is kind of long and... well, read for yourself.
Beldam: All rise for the honorable judge, the Shadow Queen!
*no one rises*
cricket: chirp chirp
Beldam: I SAID FOR EVERYONE TO F@#&IN RISE!!
*all except the cricket rise*
Shadow Queen: Ungrateful insect!! I sentence thee to a millennium of lethal injections of lightning bolts in the gassed coffin!!
*Cricket is taken away by goomba guards, and Waluigi sits down*
SQ: I never said thou could sit!! I sentence thee to a millennium of lethal injections of lightning bolts in the gassed coffin!!
Waluigi: WHAT?!1 *is taken away by koopa guards*
Beldam: Ahem. I believe you may all sit now.
SQ: I give thy orders here! Beldam, for thy rebellious behavior, I sentence thee to a millennium of lethal injections of lightning bolts in the gassed coffin!
Beldam: *is dragged off by more koopa guards* I sincerely apologize, my queen! Give me a second chance!
Bowser: Can’t you think of any other sentences, ya old hag?
SQ: SILENCE, FOOLISH MORTAL!! For openly insulting the great and powerful Shadow Queen, thou shall’t suffer 1000 years of lethal injections of lightning bolts in the gassed coffin!
Kammy: I’ll write to you, your troubledness!
Bowser: You can’t punish King Bowser Koopa!!! I have 8 kids to raise, and a princess to capture!! *Bowser gets dragged away by Petey Piranha*
Mario: Not to mention a butt-a for me to kick.
SQ: Only because thou hast defeated me, am I going to let thy outburst slide this time, you pestering plumber! Now, SIT down and let’s get this case started.
*Mario sits *
SQ: EVERYONE!!
*all but Luigi, whose knees are shaking in fear, sit down*
SQ: Thou hast guts, little man. Thou art indeed Mario’s brother. I can see the family resemblance. For thy special punishment, thou shall’t suffer two millenniums locked in a dark and scary castle infested with ghosts, boos, hungry insects, and gas!
Luigi: N-n-nooo!! Maarioooo!!!
*Two ghosts drag Luigi away, while Mario sits dumbstruck*
Wario: So, the old-a witch does-a have-a some creativity.
*SQ strikes Wario with lightning bolt*
Wario’s head: Is-a that all you got? That’s-a not-a very original!
*SQ strikes Wario’s head with lightning bolt*
In the famous gassed coffin,
Wario: Uh hey-a, guys.
Back in the court room,
SQ: Now where was I? Ah, yes, thy court case. *reads papers for case number* Uhh, well, it seems like thy plaintiff and defendant art already serving time. I’ll just expand their sentences. As for everyone else here, thou art all guilty for wasting my time. I sentence thee to a millennium of lethal injections of lightning bolts in the gassed coffin! CASE DISMISSED! *SQ zaps everyone to the coffin, including herself*
SQ: What? I’m serving time for inaccurately speaking old English.
