Author Topic: super smash bros fanfic (Read 42161 times)

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #90 on:** March 11, 2006, 12:40:39 PM »

Mario: Are we on yet? No? Fine, get me a hot dog while I wait!

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #91 on:** March 11, 2006, 12:47:32 PM »

Peach: Hey Mario!
Mario: Hey Peach. Eh, Peach, the next two rounds, were supposed to fight.
Peach: I know! Why do you think I'm so bright and bubbly? See you after I kick your butt!
Mario: Ugh.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #92 on:** March 11, 2006, 12:53:32 PM »

Jman: Save it, you to.

Mario: She started it first! It's all her fault! *gets his hot dog and gives the bill to Peach* Hehaha!

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #93 on:** March 11, 2006, 12:55:44 PM »

Peach: Uh! I'm not paying your stupid hot dog bill!
Mario: *ignoring her*
Peach: I SAID I'M NOT PAYING YOUR GOT DANG HOTDOG BILL!
MarioL *still ignoring her*
Peach: AAAAH! *knocks Mario out with her frying pan, then lays the bill on top of him*

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #94 on:** March 11, 2006, 12:59:01 PM »

*Mr.Melee: how many times is she going to knock me out?*

Mario: What's this? Oh, Peach's bill. *walks to Judge*

Mario: Hey Judge. PEach didn't pay her bill.

Judge: I see. *finds Peach and locks her up inside Hooktail*

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #95 on:** March 11, 2006, 01:04:04 PM »

Peach: I'm innocent! It was his hot dog bill! *make puppydog eyes* You do belive me, don't you :(?
Judge: Eh, *sees the puppydog eyes* Ahhh! I'll pay the bill! It was a friggin 5 dollar bill! *pays the bill and lets Peach out*
Peach: Thank you judge! *hugs the judge* Now I'll be off! To kick Mario's butt, that is

Jman · « **Reply #96 on:** March 11, 2006, 04:20:34 PM »

Jman: I'd love to stay, but I have a 3:00 meeting with Homestar Runner about the possibility of becoming a broadcaster for Free Country, USA baseball. So,
hops on a transdimensional warp

Homestar Runner: Emerges from beam of light. Whoa, one second I'm swallowing Strong Bad's computer, the next I'm here. Um, why are there a bunch of random Nintendo peoples beating each other up?

Link: It's Super Smash Brothers! Get used to it! *punches Mario.*

Mario: Hey! I was on timeout eating some pasta!

Peach: Is that Homestar Runner?

Homestar: I don't know, is it?

Jman: Gets back from dimension hopping. Oh, it was terrible! Trogdor attacked me while Strong Bad said, "Take that, Homestar! Burninate him Troggie! Oh..crap! That's not Homestar!" And then I was gone!

Kojinka · « **Reply #97 on:** March 11, 2006, 09:56:18 PM »

TMM: *Kicks Homestar back to homestarrunner.com* No more crossovers! References and cameos don't bother me.

Peach: *finding Mario, who is pigging out on some lasagna* There you are, Mister!
Mario: *mumbles proudly to himself* I'm such a chic magnet!
Peach: *slaps Mario* Chic magnet my (butt)!
Link: Peach, it's not very princess-like to curse.
Peach: *slaps Link* Well, it's not very gentleman-like to hand the bill to the girl!
Luigi: *to himself* No wonder Pauline dumped him.

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #98 on:** March 11, 2006, 10:57:53 PM »

Link: Well you didn't have to slap me!
Peach: Right, whatever.
Link: Zelda never slaps me and always use Zelda's credit card to pay the bi-oops.
Zelda: You little pig! *slaps Link crazy-like*
Peach: Serves him right.
Zelda: Yeah. Lets ditch these loooooser guys.

Jman · « **Reply #99 on:** March 11, 2006, 10:59:07 PM »

Jman: I'm getting the heck out of here before all heck breaks loose!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #100 on:** March 11, 2006, 11:02:47 PM »

Peach: CHAAARGE!
*Peach and Zelda begin to beat up Mario and Link*
C. Falcon: Ladies, please, break it up. You can both have me.
*Silence ensues*
C. Falcon: You weren't fighting over me?
Luigi: This will get messy...
Samus: What will?
Peach: Samus... help us beat up Falcon!
Zelda: Yeah!
Samus: Sure, why not?
C. Falcon: Oh, cruuuud...
*Peach, Zelda and Samus beat up Captain Falcon*

Yay! 100th reply!

Jman · « **Reply #101 on:** March 11, 2006, 11:06:25 PM »

Jman: Boy, I'm glad I got out of...oh crap! I'm still here!

Bowser: Yes, you can't leave until you have been beaten up by every female!

Jman: Just what I need. A beating given to me by a group of girls.

Kojinka · « **Reply #102 on:** March 12, 2006, 11:23:22 AM »

TMM: Enough with the affairs stuff!
Peach *slaps TMM* It's not our fault our boyfriends are taking advantage of our money!
TMM: *fumes* NEVER slap a mage! *zaps Peach*
Peach: AAAAAAAGHHHHH!! *collapses*
Zelda: How dare you hurt my friend!
Mario: *same time as Zelda* How dare you hurt my love! *runs toward Peach*
Peach: *regains consciousnous* (cough) What are you doing here?
Mario: Peach, please. I love you.
Peach: (cough) Yah right! You're only in it for my money!
Mario: Never! Luigi and I get plenty of money from the coins lying all over the Mushroom Kingdom.
Peach: Did you two ever thought about whose coins they originally were?
Both Bros: Oh (shoot!)
Peach: (cough) Don't worry, boys. They weren't mine.
TMM: Enough with soap opera-y lovey stuff, and fight me! I just zapped your girlfriend, Mario! Isn't Peach your best friend, Zelda?
Fox tries to attack TMM, but TMM fends off with another zap.
TMM: Only Mario and Zelda may fight me!

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #103 on:** March 12, 2006, 12:06:10 PM »

Zelda: Well since we may only fight her, we only will.
Mario and Zelda: *tag team TMM*
TMM: I will never be defeated!
Mario: He's to hard, we'll be defeated!
Peach and Link: *sneaking up behind TMM* YAAAAAAAAAA! *knocks him unconscience with her fraying pan and with his sword* Not on your life will you two be deafeted. *goes to Mario and kisses him on the head* I'm sorry, dear. *goes to hug Link* Sorry I slapped you. *grabs Zelda's arm* Come on, we gotta go get the new Smash dresses. These are old.
Zelda: Come on, lets go.
Mario: So they just leave us?!?
Link: That's how it goes, man.

Jman · « **Reply #104 on:** March 12, 2006, 12:50:34 PM »

Jman: Yeah, love can be a killer.