Zelda: Nice going, fatso! Who's gonna save me from the evil pig now?
*Ganondorf enters*
Ganondorf: Did somebody say 'evil'? All shall fear, for Ganondorf is here!
Zelda: *groans* Oh, no.
Mario: *kicks Ganondorf aside* I'm not-a fat, Zelda, I'm just-a big-boned.
Peach: DIE! *whacks Mario with beam sword*
Mario: What? Peach, what if-a Mr. Turtle kidnaps-a you, like he usually does?
Peach: Thought about it. Luigi needs some golden moments under the spotlight too.
Ganondorf: Oohh Owch