Author Topic: super smash bros fanfic (Read 41992 times)

Kojinka · « **Reply #30 on:** January 20, 2006, 08:05:03 PM »

Luigi: *throws green fireball at Mario* There you-a go, once again, hogging the spotlight with-a your blubber!
Mario: *throws red fireball at Luigi* It's-a muscle! I'm in-a tip-top shape!
Samus: Not according to this. *kicks Mario in belly* With a target that big, it's a clean shot.
Peach: Leave him alone!
Zelda: You're defending him now? *Peach whispers into Zelda's ear about her mood swings* Ohh. I understand. The worst time of month.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #31 on:** January 21, 2006, 05:20:58 PM »

Mario: *staring confusedly* Ah well. When you're-a confused in-a Super Smash-a Bros. Melee, just knock everyone away! *does that*

Kojinka · « **Reply #32 on:** January 22, 2006, 02:27:39 PM »

*a brown-haired blue-eyed boy of Mario's height with a blue hat and little round nose suddenly appears and bounces off Mario's head*
Mario: *jumping angrily* What in-a mushroom-a blazes?! Now I know how those-a Piantas and-a Nokis-a felt.
Peach: *to boy* Wait, who are you? You're not a Smasher.
boy: No, but I'm related to at least one of you. My name is Tashio.
Mario: What are you doing here?
Tashio: My dad told me to keep that pretty boy, Link, away from my mother.
Zelda: *cries* But my Linky-poo is dead! No thanks to that pesky plumber!
Tashio: Oh, well, then I guess I'll just be off... BACK TO THE FUTURE! *bright flash and Tashio vanishes*
everyone: ?????? *Zelda keeps crying*
gentle voice behind Zelda: Dry your tears, Zel.
Zelda: huh? *looks behind at voice, sees Link* *gasp* Link!
*Link and Zelda embrace in hug*
Zelda: But I thought you were dead.
Link: This is Super Smash Bros. No one really dies here.
Zelda: You want payback?
Link: Oh, yeah.
*L and Z glare at Mario*
Mario: What?
*L&Z charge at Mario; Peach jumps in between*
Peach: You wanna pick on my Marikins, you go through me first!
Mario: *rolls eyes* Match must've-a turned into Team-a Battle.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #33 on:** January 22, 2006, 04:00:59 PM »

Mario: First Peach hated me, but Zelda and Link still hate me, ugh. Must be teams. *joins up with Peach*

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #34 on:** January 22, 2006, 07:08:26 PM »

Peach: Like I said, it was just a mood swing. I DONT WANNA TEAM UP WITH YOU!!!
Link: We'll be happy to let you team up with us, Peach.
Zelda: *wispering to Peach* eh, Peach? don't let those mood swings get you on Mario's side, kay?
Peach: *wispering back to Zelda* kay!
Link: All right girls, LETS GET MARIO!!!
Peach and Zelda: ALL RIGHT!!!
Mario: uh-oh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(Link, Peach, and Zelda attack Mario)

MetalMario · « **Reply #35 on:** January 27, 2006, 05:12:39 PM »

roy: suprise!!!
*blast the girls and link away* sry 4 last time mario
mario:lets go!

Peach · « **Reply #36 on:** January 28, 2006, 04:42:36 PM »

Pikachu walks in and scratches peaches back and bites her hair* Picka!"
Mario: Ew...thats gross"
Peach: AGHH! get this rat off me!
Pikachu eats more hair*

Masher101 · « **Reply #37 on:** January 29, 2006, 09:17:50 AM »

Kirby: *sucks up Pikachu and Peach*
Kirby: mmm... Tastes like chicken!
Kirby: *spits out*
Mario: *sneaks up from behind kirby* Heh... I'm gona...

MetalMario · « **Reply #38 on:** January 29, 2006, 01:01:44 PM »

roy:get them
mario:it'sa pinka puffball
roy:ill roast it
*borrows mario flamer*
*roast kirby so it looks like it ate mr. game and watch*
roy and mario: ahahahahahahahahahaha!

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #39 on:** January 29, 2006, 01:45:32 PM »

Peach (going a Kirby for sucking her up): You ruined my hair you horrible beast! Now taste the TERROR!!! *hits Kirby with a charged cast iron skillet*
Kirby: *moaning* uhhhhh.

Kojinka · « **Reply #40 on:** January 29, 2006, 01:50:02 PM »

Peach whacks Mario and Roy from behind
Peach: Link, Zelda, and I may have been down, but we're not out! *sees Link and Zelda kissing* ugh! Are you two done yet?
Link: Huh? oh yeah.
Link and Zelda pose beside Peach
Peach: *strike pose* lets begin this match
Mario and Roy strike pose
Match begins; Roys fending off Link and Zelda; Peach and Mario duke it out.
Peach: I wonder *kisses Mario on the lips*
Mario is violently blushing, disabled in a daze. *Peach uses her smash B move on Mario*
Peach: Well, whadya know?

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #41 on:** January 30, 2006, 03:30:48 PM »

'The real' Mario: What'd I miss? *knocks Link, Zelda, and Peach away in astonishment* Nothing much, I guess.

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #42 on:** January 30, 2006, 03:31:48 PM »

Peach: THAT'S IT! I HATE ALL THIS PUSHING AROUND!!! Hey, anybody gonna help me?

(Zelda and Link are nowhere to be seen)

Peach: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #43 on:** January 30, 2006, 06:41:27 PM »

Mario: Never walk in the night alone. *picks up a hammer and goes on a rampage, sending Peach all the way to SSB.*

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #44 on:** January 30, 2006, 07:01:29 PM »

Peach: Aaah! I'm all pixely! Oooh, what's that?
*Runs into bumper*
Peach: Ow.
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Peach: Ow.
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Peach: Ow.
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Peach: Ow.
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Peach: Ow.
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Peach: Ow.
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Peach: Ow.
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Peach: Ow.
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Peach: Ow.
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Peach: Ow.
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Peach: Ow.
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Peach: Ow.
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Peach: Ow.
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Peach: Ow.
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Peach: Ow.
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Peach: Ow.
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Peach: Ow.
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Peach: Ow.
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Peach: Ow.
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Peach: Ow.
*Dodges bumper*
Peach: Well, I won't do that again.