I told you. something screwed up. I was going to do it today. But anyway....
Captain: Welcome all you Fungi Forum addicts! This is your host, C.Falcon! Each day there will be a race! Please welcome today's contestants!
Link magic carpet
Luigi bullet bill
mario yoshi
fox arwing
toad toadette express
Bowser Chain Chomp
D.K. mystery
C.F.: 3! 2! 1! GO!!
Luigi blasts ahead of them but falls off immediately
Toad1st
Bowser 2nd
Mario 3rd
Fox 4th
D.K. 5th
Link 6th
Luigi 7th (eliminated)
Link: This thing is useless. I'm so high I can't even see where everyone else is! HIYAHH!! THIS FOR BEING SO USELESS!! (stabs carpet and lands on an island 20 ft from the track)
Link: AUGH! I can't swim! HELLLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!
Toad: Huh?! Hmmmmm....
(shakes fungi head to create odor and sends it to Link)
Link: THAT'S SO MEAN!
Toad: HAHAHA! SUCKER!
Bowser: OW! D.K.!!!
D.K.: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG(I LIKE CHAIN CHOMP.)
Fox: HYAHHHH! (blasts D.K.)
Mario: Oh crud! out of fuel.
C.F.: FINISH!
Luigi....7th place!
Bowser....6th place!
D.K......5th place!
Mario....4th place!
Fox....3rd place!
Toad....2nd place!
Link.......................................................................1st PLACE!!!
Toad: SAY WHAT!?!?
C.F.: If you noticed the island Link landed on was actually past the finish line! SEE YA NEXT TIME FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!