I feel weird about making another post, because the last post was mine. I WAS going to edit it, as with the former, it's just bad to have two consecutive posts, but with the latter, the thread does not go to the top of the page, and the edit would probably go ignored. So, I'm going to just make another post. Don't yell.
So, I actually HAD a sharable wacko dream. Just last night.
The dream was fairly coherent though factually inaccurate at a lot of points (most of the beginning of my dream there was some sort of block party and I was reading up information on
Frank McCourt and flashbacks of stuff he apparently did in my dream happened though they didn't in real life).
Though, that was the beginning of the dream, which I forgot most of, and it was pretty boring anyway. I'd say the most wacko part was toward the end.
I was inside of my house, and some guy was there as well, talking to me, telling me stuff I do not remember. I was going to take a walk (the guy followed me and continued to talk as I listened), and as I left, there was an unconscious tanuki (one that looked like the statues, not the actual animal) on my lawn. It was big, approximately 5 feet tall, and probably had a waist twice as big as mine. Oh, it had clothing on. It also seemed to be missing things it carried (it was apparent in my dream I saw the tanuki before). Its clothing consisted of a huge pair of shorts, and a vest (opened). As I continued to walk down the street, there was another unconscious tanuki on another lawn, wearing similar clothing, also having stuff stolen from it.
When I got to a third one, the guy who was talking to me saw the confused look on my face, and asked me what was wrong.
"You know, I thought tanukis only existed in quadrupedal form. And, not in this country."
After I said this, the third one regained consciousness, and looked at the house he was laying in front of. The look on his face quickly changed to an annoyed one, and it walked up to the front door and rang the bell. As it waited it leaned on the railing of the stoop, which it then started to tap on out of boredom.
The guy then quietly laughed and said to me "heh, he thinks the people of that home stole his stuff!"
"Hm?"
"...I stole his stuff."
"And the other two?"
"Those too. They're dead. I killed them. I got lazy by the third one, so I guess I forgot to kill him."
"....."
After that, a loud noise (my alarm) went off, and it was heard by the tanuki, me, and the crazy guy, and I woke up.