I'm not letting this story die. Just needed a few days of rest.
"I'll take the red pill. It's candy, right?"
Lord T. gave Yoshi a funny look. No one had ever asked him a stupid question like that before.
"No! I mean, no. No, it isn't. Why would you ask me something like that? It's a flippin' choice, not a sweet!"
"He he," Yoshi laughed. "I've always wanted to do that. I think your face is blushing red, T."
Lord T. looked down at his feet, finding humor in the situation. "It's just....nevermind."
He handed Yoshi the red pill. The young dino blushed a little.
"What now?" T. asked.
"Ummm, this might come as a shock to you, but....I've never taken medicine before. I have a pretty good virus-blocking system."
"Virus what? Wow, I didn't know you were so immature."
Yoshi growled at him. "I know what you're doing, you jerk. Tryin' to find my weak spots, aren't you? Just watch me swallow this pill"
"Okay, your funeral!"
Yoshi stuffed it down his mouth, and it wasn't lond before he was gagging.
"Ack! Aghckkkk!! Helck! Meackkk!!"
"Sigh, I always get this."
Lord T. raised his hand and put the pill through Yoshi's throat.
"Gasp! Why couldn't you have done that in the first place?"
"I dunno, I just like to see people choke!"
Yoshi got to his feet and growled again.
"Gaghh! You on gaurd old man? Take this!"
He threw a punch...and was blocked by Lord T.
"Lesson one! If you can't beat me, then you will never beat Subcon. Not in a million years. The first thing to do is to find peace with each other. You must respect me."
Yoshi backed down and sat in a criss-cross position.
"I took the red pill........train me, Lord T."
"A wise choice, young one."
They trained for hours on end. Finally, Yoshi was ready.
"That was very wonderful Yoshi. You are my greatest pupil. I believe you are ready to take down Subcon once and for all!"
Yoshi put on his sunglasses and black coat.
"There is no spoon," he said.
"Very good......you know, I've watched that movie 50 times, and I still don't know what that means."
"Beats me," Yoshi replied.
"Whatever.......here, I need you to find some sort of location to put you in. Pick one, I don't care."
"Hmmmmmmm," Yoshi sighed. "Can I let bigluigifan or YR do it for me? I'll mess it up, I bet."
"Go for it," T. said. "Whoever those guys you speak of are."
"Okay, you guys! Help me out!"
Shoul he go to......
Thug central?
The Deli?
Matrix Inn?
Choose wisely, because this really effects what happens!