MEGABYTE Is Really A Metalhead
Yesterday, our reporters received news that one of the two Fungi Forum administrators was really a hard-rockin' metal head.
Our reporters then carefully sneaked to Deezer's house, our first suspect.
We approached the house and couldn't hear a thing.
As we approached an open window, we peered inside to an unbelievable site: Deezer was sitting in a chair, eating ciabatta bread, and listening to classic big band & swing albums!
He wasn't the culprit, but it was a disturbing scene.
We then traveled to MEGABYTE's house, and peered into another open window.
Our jaws dropped, as MEGABYTE had long, black hair, black spiked wristbands, a torn black shirt, black leather pants, and black tennis shoes.
All of this was combined to him thrashing his head to Metallica and Sepultura.
If only we had a video camera at the time so we could show you this mind-blowing scene of MEGABYTE, accused of being a nerd, really a mosh-pitting hard-core metalhead!
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By: Mr.Melee