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Weegee

« Reply #495 on: December 03, 2011, 06:59:36 PM »
You give Deezer a Tylenol.

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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #496 on: December 09, 2011, 11:16:34 PM »
> Walk until I find a short gap, jump it, and watch the Like Likes fall in
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #497 on: December 10, 2011, 12:38:57 AM »
This works for a time; however, the gap is so shallow that by the time twenty-seven of the Like Likes have fallen in, the other two hundred and forty-two are able to slither across on them. They remain in hot pursuit of you. (Four others remain on the other side, satisfied from eating your enemies' shields)

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"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Electric

« Reply #498 on: December 10, 2011, 02:46:38 PM »
>do a victory dance!
"Floor ice cream gives you health!" - Pit, Kid Icarus Uprising.

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #499 on: December 10, 2011, 03:41:10 PM »
You do. Everyone (Like Likes included) looks at you like "what a tool."

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #500 on: December 10, 2011, 11:15:35 PM »
>Use my toolish nature to construct a bridge
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #501 on: December 11, 2011, 03:37:59 AM »
You build the most elaborate bridge. It goes from Earth to the moon! It can rotate around the planet in compliance with the moon's orbit cycle or whatever they call it. It even has side roads for pedestrians.

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #502 on: December 11, 2011, 11:30:11 AM »
> Name the bridge "Rainbow Road"

Electric

« Reply #503 on: December 11, 2011, 02:31:51 PM »
You name it Rainbow Road although it's not rainbow colored. Strange characters in go-karts start a race and run over some pedestrians in the process.


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"Floor ice cream gives you health!" - Pit, Kid Icarus Uprising.

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #504 on: December 11, 2011, 02:51:15 PM »
> don my spacesuit and lead the Like Likes TO THE MOOOOOOON

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #505 on: December 11, 2011, 04:32:01 PM »
You cross the bridge TO THE MOON! Like Likes are so slow that this takes several minutes. You must also be careful not to let them eat your space suit, as they totally would, because it's just a rental and those things cost a lot.

You make it TO THE MOON!! There is no X-Naut base there. There is no sound studio there. But now there are Like Likes there. You wonder if Like Likes even need to breathe. You also wonder how you will get them to stay here while you make your escape.

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #506 on: December 11, 2011, 06:24:26 PM »
> burn down bridge
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #507 on: December 11, 2011, 08:53:13 PM »
You burn down the bridge. Everyone who was driving on it falls off into the emptiness of space. And now you're trapped on THE MOON with 242 Like Likes, all wanting to devour you. Smooth move.

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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #508 on: December 11, 2011, 09:42:06 PM »
> Civilize the like likes
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Weegee

« Reply #509 on: December 12, 2011, 03:33:10 AM »
The Like Likes now want to daintily consume you with proper eating utensils.

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