Author Topic: Things not to do in Wal-Mart (Read 8636 times)

Turtlekid1 · « **on:** April 09, 2008, 01:20:47 PM »

So... before I realized what an incredibly lame game Neopets was, I was on the forum there one day when I came across a topic about what not to do at Wal-Mart, often with humorous answers to the question... so here we go, even if it is a rip-off. I wonder what kind of twisted things Mario fans can think of...

I'll start out:

1. Push a cart down the aisle then jump on yelling "WHEEEEEE!" This works best in front of the check out lanes.

Glorb · « **Reply #1 on:** April 09, 2008, 01:34:17 PM »

2. Try and buy games there.

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #2 on:** April 09, 2008, 01:37:29 PM »

I've purchased quite a few games from Wal-Mart, good ones that were sold out at places like Toys "R" Us and Best Buy.

Also I think this should be in Forum Games.

goodie · « **Reply #3 on:** April 09, 2008, 01:43:11 PM »

3. Put on a cape and run down the aisles shouting, "Come Robin, To the Batcave!"

SushieBoy · « **Reply #4 on:** April 09, 2008, 02:36:06 PM »

Play hide and seek or tag. It's very fun but risky.

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #5 on:** April 09, 2008, 02:53:04 PM »

Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

BP · « **Reply #6 on:** April 09, 2008, 05:34:52 PM »

Super-Jesse · « **Reply #7 on:** April 09, 2008, 06:48:48 PM »

Quote from: Metal_Slug_Mario on April 09, 2008, 02:53:04 PM

Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

The above referenced post is full of epic win.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #8 on:** April 09, 2008, 07:23:11 PM »

Quote from: Glorb on April 09, 2008, 01:34:17 PM

2. Try and buy games there.

LOL

Quote from: Metal_Slug_Mario on April 09, 2008, 02:53:04 PM

Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

"The score is oogy to boogy."
"I already had boogy!"

The official list(s): http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/spree.asp

missingno · « **Reply #9 on:** April 09, 2008, 11:59:05 PM »

Quote from: Glorb on April 09, 2008, 01:34:17 PM

2. Try and buy games there.

I once got Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones and Klax/Marble Madness for GBA for six dollars.

Don't get me wrong, it's the worst port of MM I've ever played, but it's easily worth it for FE.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 10, 2008, 11:09:37 AM »

7. Grab a melon from the produce section, go into a restroom stall (make sure there are plenty of people in the other stalls), make moaning noises and drop the melon in the toilet.

Keiji Dragon · « **Reply #11 on:** April 12, 2008, 09:56:52 PM »

Picking your nose.

dc804 · « **Reply #12 on:** April 13, 2008, 12:02:36 PM »

get a job there

missingno · « **Reply #13 on:** April 16, 2008, 04:32:00 PM »

Quote from: Turtlekid1 on April 10, 2008, 11:09:37 AM

7. Grab a melon from the produce section, go into a restroom stall (make sure there are plenty of people in the other stalls), make moaning noises and drop the melon in the toilet.

Or you could just sneak in a giant rock for better effects.

Super-Jesse · « **Reply #14 on:** April 16, 2008, 06:32:05 PM »

Buy a CD.