I think this pretty much sums up why Mario is to Miyamoto as Star Wars is to George Lucas. They should be kept as far away from their creators as possible because those guys are nuts and just want to mess stuff up.
Chup has won this topic. Because I agree with him, and I IS EPIC WIN LOL. ... In all seriousness, however, Mario needs to get a better story, I mean, honestly, here's how I imagine Galaxy 2's story:
1.Bowser kidnaps Peach.
2.Mario gets Luigi to join him.
3.Mario finds a Yoshi that tells them about a Yoshroom that gives Yoshis special abilitys.
4.Bowser Jr. fights Mario.
5.Mario fights random minions sent by Bowser.
6.See above.
7.Mario fights Bowser Jr. again.
8.The last four things reapeat two more times.
9.Mario FINALLY reaches Bowser's Castle.
10.Mario PWNS Bowser after a battle.
11.
Giygas appears and owns Mario. Mario saves Peach.
12. Insert crappier sequel here.