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« on: December 27, 2003, 09:28:37 AM »
4 years after Saddam Hussien was captured, he told the president that besides him and Osama, there was one more evil: Yu-Gi-Oh! Later, the American caught Yugi and his friends. However, they decided to release Tea, because she really didn't do anything wrong. While Yugi's friends got a normal death sentance, Yugi got a torture death sentance. Then, a Venasuar, a Charzard and a Blastoise came out to kill him.
Yugi: Don't I get a trial first.
Judge: Fine, have it your way.
Later came the trial. Yugi lost.
Judge: Yugi Moto, you are to have your eet burned off, your hands cut off, your intestene water-logged and your brains blown off by a bazooka.
Later in the toture chamber, the Venasaur, the Charzard and the Blastoise were just about to torture the crap out of Yugi.
Judge: Ready, go!
The Charzard started burning his feet.
Yugi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Then, the Venasaur cut off his hands.
Yugi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Then the Blastoise shove one of it's water pump up Yugi's but.
Yugi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
It filled him up like a baloon. Then came the final stage: the bazooka. It was shot right at Yugi's head. BOOM! KABLAM! SPLAT! It blew his brain. And who was it to kill Yugi? Why it was good ol' Pikachu with the bazooka I got him for Christmas.
Pikachu: Pika pika, chu?*
*Can you dig it, sucka?
Then Pikachu started doing the Spinarooni.
The End
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I liked it when I got to see Peach''s pink panties in Super Smash Bros. Melee! HABOOYAYUH!
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