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Forest Guy

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« on: August 29, 2003, 11:48:04 PM »
I'm gonna start writing a bunch of small stories about Deezer as parodies of video games. Ie: Super Deezer brothers. That's today's episodes! Check back for new stories!

Today's Episode: Super Deezer Bros.

 It was a peaceful day in The Mushroom Kingdom, under the ruling of Princess Sapphira. Her trusty assistant Watoad alerted her that the evil king of Koopas, King Laternus was making his way to her castle. Princess Sapphira immediately called for the Super Deezer Bros. Unfortunately, before they could arrive, King Laternus kidnapped Princess Sapphira and trapped her Mushroom Retainers in seven castles. The Super Deezer Bros arrived, Deezer Deezer and David Dayton Deezer. They noticed that the castle was empty and decided to set out and look for the Princess. When they got outside, they saw Goombas and Koopa Troopas patrolling outside. They decided to follow these troops in hopes of finding the castle that Princess Sapphira was in. They fought through a small clearing until they reached a small castle. At the top of a staircase of blocks, they jumped into the flag and took it down, liberated the castle, and put up their flag. They saw a warp pipe, and hopped inside. Underground, theymade their way through a maze of blocks and enemies. Finally they found themselves above ground again. They made their way to another castle and repeated their actions at the ;last. They then found themselves on a variety of platforms floating above an endless pit. Cautiously, they made their way across avoiding enemies, until they reached a large castle. They went inside, only to find pools of lava, wands of fire, and firebals shooting at them from nowhere. They bravely made it to the end of the castle and found King Laternus. "So you're here! We're the Deezer Brothers and we're here to rescue the Princess!" exclaimed Deezer. King Laternus responded with" Well, if you want to see your prescious Princess, you'll have to get past me, you puny plumbers!" They began fighting, only to realise that they had no way of damaging the Koopa King. "Deezer! I see something ahead!" yelled David Dayton. "It looks like an axe of some sort." "Well, let's chop down this bridge and fast!" said Deezer. They ran past King Laternus and chopped down the rope, plummeting him into the lava below. THey rushed over to find someone in a bag. Sadly, it wasn't the Princess. It was one of her Mushroom Retainers. "I am sorry, but our Princess is in another castle! THat was not the real King Laternus. It was simply a Goomba in disguise." "Mama-mia! How're we gonna find the real one?" said Deezer. "You'll need to get to the last one in the farthest portion of this kingdom. There you will find him." "Thank you." said David Dayton. They set out and valientlly fought through many castles. Through sea, and underground, or above ground fighting many enemies such as Bullet Bills, and Hammer Brothers. They finally reached the final castle where King Laternus was. They both grabbed Super Mushrooms the land before so they were in their forms now. They made their way through a maze and reached King Laternus. "You dare challenge me? Well, then your quest ends here." King Laternus yelled.
"We're gonna finish you just like we did with all your clones!" roared Deezer. They began fighting, but suddenly King Laternus started throwing Hammers and shooting Fireballs all at the same time. Super David Dayton was hit and shrunk down to regular David Dayton, and tried to run under and chop the the rope like always. This time there was no rope. "Uh, Deezer...problem. There's no rope or axe." "What?! Now what are we gonna do?" "Bwa ha ha! Now feel my wrath you stupid humans!" Suddeny, Super Deezer jumped to avoid a hammer and hit his head on a floating block. A Fire Flower sprouted out, and Super Deezer grabbed it becoming Fiery Deezer! "Your time is up Laternus!" He shot five fireballs at King Laternus causing him to fall over and into the lava. "Alright! We did it bro!" shouted David Dayton! They walked to the final room and there they found Princess Sapphira in a cage. They freed her, and she gave a Mushroom to David Dayton so he could turn into upr David Dayton again. "Thank you for saving me! Now try a more difficult quest!" she said. "What?!!" they both shouted. Princess Sapphira said "Just joking. Ha! But thank you for saving me! You truly are the Super Deezer Brothers!" And with that they left the castle and returned home to return to peace...

              The End



Keep an eye on here for my next stories! I'll make a new one every few days. until then, Arrivadercci!

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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2003, 12:53:23 AM »
interesting, but who is Latternus?

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Forest Guy

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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2003, 01:04:54 AM »
Laternus I believe was a poster, who posted links to a pornographic website here on the Fungi Forums. Everyone hates him so I decided to make him the villain. And thank you for your support Screech.

My cause is worthy. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of darkness.*Eats slice of pizza* Virtue is what you must achieve. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!
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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2003, 12:09:13 PM »
lol. Yes....interesting...is a good word to describe it... XD
I don't know if I like being a damsel in distress, though. XD
How 'bout you incorporate some more board members next time? ;)

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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2003, 12:35:39 PM »
Yeah, like me!  I could be Deezer's sidekick.  My motto could be, speak softly, and carry a sledgehammer.

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I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2003, 12:41:06 PM »
I posted twice! Oops!

My brain is working at a rate of 00.4%. :P

Edited by - MarioBro64 on 8/30/2003 11:42:27 AM
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"Smash anyone and anything that gets in your way!"-Falco, Star Fox: Assault

« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2003, 12:41:08 PM »
Or I could be his brother! You would call me LuigiBro64! :P

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« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2003, 05:59:35 PM »
Well, I would incorporate using other board members, but I had no other positions for good guys, and I didn't wanna offend anyone by making them a villain. Next time I'll use more though.

Meowrio- The Samurai Pizza Cat

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« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2003, 06:15:37 PM »
I could be a bad guy.  How about I'm like Larry Koopa?  Call me Marky Koopa!

Why do we drink COW milk?  Who was the guy who said, "I think I''ll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze ''em!"?
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« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2003, 07:12:18 PM »
Alright! That's good! Thanks Markio. THat gives me an idea. Anyone who doesn't mind being a villain let me know.

Meowrio- The Samurai Pizza Cat

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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2003, 08:43:28 PM »
I wolud love to be the vilen.

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« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2003, 08:46:32 PM »
me to. call me "Anoyoshi" yoshi's anoying evele twin.

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« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2003, 01:41:04 AM »
Is it just me, or is Dark King and uvg trying to have a contest on how stupid they can act and how bad they can type?

Anyway, about the position deal. Uuuh, I guess you could tie down King Lateranus down to the tracks and I'll get my SD75-I, C44-9W, and a string of intermodal cars and run him over, I guess.

NOTE: Intermodal trains means...well, if you have ever seen what looks like containers on a flatcar that are stacked, then you know what I mean. I'll get Lateranus, *blast the air horn and puts it in 1st gear* HOOOOOOONK!!!

Running Lateranus over reminds me of running spiders, ants, etc. over on my model railroad. BNSF and Amtrak all the way!

Hey folks, you should try this. Show people your drivers license and ask them if "they have seen this man."
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Formerly quite reasonable.

Jman

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« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2003, 10:37:53 AM »
In the next story, call me Bruiser!  Bowser's good twin who is an ally to the Mario Bros., The Deezer Bros., and any other good guy in the story. You could have me turn heel too.

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I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Markio

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« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2003, 11:50:22 AM »
Or you could match the stories with the games! :P

Why do we drink COW milk?  Who was the guy who said, "I think I''ll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze ''em!"?
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Sapphira

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« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2003, 12:30:13 PM »
I have a feeling that Dark King and uvg are the same person.

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« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2003, 02:10:05 PM »
ROFFNR!  I know! XD

Why do we drink COW milk?  Who was the guy who said, "I think I''ll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze ''em!"?
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Sapphira

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« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2003, 02:21:55 PM »
ROFFNR?  Do you mean ROTFL?

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"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

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« Reply #18 on: August 31, 2003, 03:58:36 PM »
I'm gonna make a new one tonight! Come back later and I'll have it done!

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!
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« Reply #19 on: August 31, 2003, 05:00:12 PM »
It stands for Rolling On Floor For No Reason!

Why do we drink COW milk?  Who was the guy who said, "I think I''ll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze ''em!"?
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

Jman

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« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2003, 06:58:32 PM »
I don't mind being a villain.  But... What if i were a hero, and then I turned heel?

Proud to be an American!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Sapphira

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« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2003, 07:23:18 PM »
Ah.  Umm...oookay...

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« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2003, 08:07:14 PM »
Hmmmm.... I am not necesarily considered a board member, however I would love to be in your story. Though I suppose spots are all taken, and Sapphira you make a very nice ruler. Though anyone with a sig. like yours cannot be helpless (Something along the lines of "There's a small green alf in my head telling me to burn things.") In any case good thread, if you can use a character (good or bad) count me in.

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« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2003, 08:11:53 PM »
I'm getting a reaction.  Oh hi, Matrin27!

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« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2003, 08:33:37 PM »
Heheh... Thanks, Matrin. ^_~

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"The surest way to happiness is to lose yourself in a cause greater than yourself."

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« Reply #25 on: August 31, 2003, 09:41:10 PM »
Meowrio said he was posting the rest tonight.  I wonder when tonight?

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« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2003, 03:40:50 PM »
Tonight's episode!

"Deezer's Dreamland"


 It was a peaceful day in Dreamland, which is on the planet Pop-star in a galaxy far away. The inhabitants all look forward to their sleep where they have a steady supply of good dreams created by the Fountain of Dreams. One day, the people of Dreamland awoke to a morning in which they had no god dreams! Puzzled, one of the bravest inhabitants named Deezer, decided to to go to the Dream Fountain and investigate. When he got there, he found King Markdede swimming in the Fountain of Dreams, with the Star Rod missing! Deezer asked why he was there, and Markdede responded, "I am not doing anything. I broke up the Star Rod and gave each piece to my friend." "What?!" Deezer shouted. "Then I'm going to get them all back!" And with that, Deezer set off. He got to a small area, where some friends of Markdede were. He aksed them but got no response. He decided to get through to Wispy Woods because Deezer knew he would have a piece. On his way there, Deezer copied some enemies abilities and arrived in Wispy Woods with the Sword Ability. He went in and began fighting with Wispy Woods. Eventually he won the battle and received one piece of the Star Rod. He set out and left Vegetable Valley, and went on his way to Butter Buliding. Through the many oceans, he finally got through more. At one point he had to fight the giant stag beetle, Bugzy. Thinking he had the next Star Rod piece, he fought with him. Due to Bugzy's strength, it proved to be a difficult battle. Unfortunately, he had no Star Rod piece so Deezer left empty handed. He finally reached the top of Butter Building and saw Mr. Shine and Mr. Bright. "Give me the Star Rod Piece you two!" said Deezer. "Sorry. We have strict orders from King Markdede to not let anyone have it." "Then we'll fight for it!" They began battle. Mr. Bright jumped into the air, and Mr. Shine stayed down and tackled after Deezer. Deezer lept over and ate one of the blades Mr. Bright shot down. He gained the Cutter ability. He sliced Mr. Shine a few times, and beat him. Eventually he beat Mr. Bright when he came down form the sky. He regained the second piece of the Star Rod. "Only a few more to go!"
He started on to Grape Garden, a place that leads to the sky. He went through many difficult spots, and eventually made it to the sky. There he faced many enemies and got to the Domain of the Thunder Boss, Kracko. He found a High-Jump enemy and copied the ability. He spotted Kracko and followed him up into the farthest reaches of the sky. Kracko immediately attacked Deezer, but Deezer was ready. he jumped away from Kracko's Lightning attacks. He jumped into Krack a few times finally defeating him. He gain another Star Rod Piece. "Alright!! Only two more pieces!" He went on and on through Yogurt Yard and finally to Orange Ocean. There he boarded a large ship, and made his way through. He got to the top and finally got to the end of the coast. There he saw a large castle, and knew whaat it was. It was J-Meta Knight's castle, the greatest swordsman in the land. He went in and saw J-Meta Knight. "I suppose you are here to take the Star Rod Piece. Well, we'll have to battle for it. Grab that sword and we shall fight." said J-Meta Knight. Deezer said, "Well, then we shall!" And with that, Deezer grabbed the sowrd, and J-Meta Knight leaped down, starting the fight. Thyey clashed sowrds and leaped about the room, flying all about. J-Meta Knight leaped up and created a huge Tornado with his sword. Deezer was sucked in and lost lots of energy. J-Meta Knight was about to deal the last blow, but suddenly, Deezer spotted a flaw in his stance. He quickly rolled over, and slid down past J-Meta Knight, slicing at the side of his mask. His mask flung off, and he knew he was defeated. "You have bested me. Congratulations." And with that, J-Meta Knight disappeared. Deezer grabbed the Star Rod Piece. He now could get to Rainbow Resort and claim the last Star Rod Piece from King Markdede at his castle. He got in and made his way through caves, a small lake, and even a Snowy Mountain. After getting past, he saw a large tower. Deezer entered it with little knowledge of the looming danger. For this was the Boss Tower, where every Mini-Boss Deezer faced had gathered on different stories of the Tower waiting to ambush Deezer. He walked in and went into the first room. THe door slammed behind him and Mr. Blizzard jumped out. He tried freezing Deezer, but Deezer sucked in the ice blocks and sent them right back at him. After he defeated Mr. Blizzard, he copied his Ice Powers, and went on. In the next room, he found Bugzy. THis time, he froze the mini bugs and kicked them back at Bugzy finally beating him. In the next room, he found the Fire Lion. The Fire Lion used a fire tackle on Deezer, making him lose his Ice Powers. Deezer lost a bunch of energy and wasin bad codition. He finally sucked up some stars and shot that at the Fire Lion. He got to the next room which contained a Giant Tortoise who had the throw power. Deezer charged into him with his newly acquired Fireball attack, making quick work of the Tortoise. Next he found Alarmo the Sonic Alarm Clock. deezer's ears were hurting from the immense noise of the Clock, so he charged into him. He was doing well but he then was hit by a flying music note and lost his power. He only had a few hits left. He swallowed a Music Note and gained the Mic power. he immediately shouted into the microhphone and defeated the last of the bosses. He got to the top of the tower and left. He then saw Kind Markdede. Deezer was so close to the last Star Rod Piece, he was not letting Markdede beat him. "Wait! Deezer, you can't get the last Star Rod Piece!" "I will take it!" said Deezer. They began fighting. Deezer was very wary of Markdede who was a skilled jumper, had a large hammer, and the ability to fly and suck up like himself. They fought long and hard only to prove Deezer the victor. Deezer got the last Star Rod piece and it was complete. he headed off to the Fountain of Dreams. As he was about to place it back in its original place, Markdede jumped over and begged Deezer not to do so. "Please! You don't know what will happen if you do that!" "Really? I think I do." And with that, Deezer placed it back. Suddenly, a great orb of darkness came out. It hovered about and shot into the sky. "Oh no! It's loose!" Shouted Markdede. "What the heck is that?!" yelled Deezer. "THat's the nightmare! You set it free, so grab the Star Rod and destroy it!" And so Markdede sucked up Deezer and the Star Rod, and shot them into the sky to give chase to the Nightmare. Deezer now had the power of the Star Rod, and was at the pinnacle of his powers. He followed the Nightmare. He shot stars at the Nightmare, but it did little damage. Slowly he widdled down the Nightmare's health while dadging the shots of the evil creature. Finally the Nightmare retreated to the moon, and Kirby gave chase on a warp star. There he saw the Nightmare in its true form. Deezer was in for the fight of his life. Deezer immediately shot several stars at the Nightmare, but it did nothing. After the Nightmare opened its robe, Deezer dodged the dark stars being shot out and noticed a weak spot. He waited for the next attack and shot a star into the Nightmare's exposed being. This did tremendous damage and Deezer knew how to beat this monster. He did this several more times until he finally vanquished the evil nightmare back to whence it came. He grabbed a Warp Star and rode to the Fountain of Dreams. On the way there, he realised now what King Markdede had done. He had not done bad. He was hiding the Star Rod from the Nightmare. By doing this, Markdede foiled the Nightmare's plot, and probably saved Dreamland! They thanked each other, and set things as they should be. And so, all in Dreamland slept well that night, the way they always have and always will thanks to th e courageous efforts of Deezer and King Markdede...

          The End!

Thanks to this weeks cameos!
Markio- King Markdede
JMan- J-Meta Knight

Check back and see what's up next time! Until then, Arrivadercci!

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!
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Jman

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« Reply #27 on: September 01, 2003, 05:49:26 PM »
That was great!  I see you made me the mysterious Metaknight.

Proud to be an American!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Markio

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« Reply #28 on: September 01, 2003, 07:11:22 PM »
That was great!  I see you made me a penguin.

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« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2003, 06:45:22 PM »
Yes yes. I'll probably have the next episode by tomorrow night. You can probably guess what game it'll be.

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!
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« Reply #30 on: September 04, 2003, 04:02:10 PM »
I have an Idea!  You can make newbies annoying little enemies like waddle-dees and koopas!

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« Reply #31 on: September 04, 2003, 04:05:57 PM »
Sorry about the delaye everyone. My sister wouldn't let me use the computer for the past 2 nights, so I couldn't post. I'll have the next episode up soon.

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!
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« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2003, 12:33:23 PM »
Heh. This is kinda interesting.

Darn. Just another mess o’ Chocolate Pan Dowdy.
That was a joke.

Forest Guy

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« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2003, 06:27:46 PM »
Oh jeeze! Sorry! I forgot to write the next episode!!! I'll have it up tomorrow. I promise. (-_- ')

Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!
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« Reply #34 on: September 15, 2003, 10:43:49 PM »
Can you space the lines in the story so it's more readable?

X-Box and PS2 Suck with a capital "S".
Deezer was here.

« Reply #35 on: April 05, 2004, 08:02:05 PM »
I don't see why this fell to the bottom. It's very interesting.

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« Reply #36 on: April 05, 2004, 11:27:27 PM »
Heh it fell to the bottom because I'm lazy and forgot about it. THanks.

I'll start writing them again sometime.

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