Author Topic: Mario Bar (Read 679303 times)

The Chef · « **Reply #3600 on:** July 13, 2006, 03:11:20 PM »

It could take place in an alternate universe XP.

-FoxMcCloud- · « **Reply #3601 on:** July 18, 2006, 07:53:10 AM »

like France XD

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #3602 on:** July 18, 2006, 08:23:03 AM »

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BP · « **Reply #3603 on:** July 18, 2006, 08:33:06 AM »

* Bird Person walks in with a few more crates of Cold Stone ice cream

Hey guys. Don't try the cake batter. It's mine. It's all for me, and I'll hide it. Yes.

The Chef · « **Reply #3604 on:** July 18, 2006, 12:14:45 PM »

*drinks another tall cold one*

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BP · « **Reply #3605 on:** July 18, 2006, 08:58:56 PM »

Kay guys, I've got a story. A story that will make your story look like broken pieces of old computers.
So I babysit every weekday now (not forever, but that's why I've been gone in the mornings), and 6-year-old Alex loves my Nitnendo 64. He was playing Super Mario 64 earlier today, and came upon the courtyard.

"What's that?" This refers to the infamous "L is real" statue.
"It's a statue."
"Is it a grave?"
"I never thought of that..."
"Is it Luigi's grave? Is Luigi dead?"

Oh man, I was laughing so hard on the inside. L is dead.

The Chef · « **Reply #3606 on:** July 18, 2006, 09:03:54 PM »

Maybe SM64 takes place in the distant future. That's probably why Bowser is so huge and Peach's castle looks different than it did it any other game.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #3607 on:** July 18, 2006, 09:07:24 PM »

Except Peach's castle looks the same in every game past SM64. And the only game you ever saw it in before that was in Super Mario RPG.

The Chef · « **Reply #3608 on:** July 18, 2006, 09:12:36 PM »

It didn't look the same in PM or M&L, and those were the games where the castle had the biggest role(aside from SM64).

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #3609 on:** July 18, 2006, 09:26:27 PM »

It sure did look the same in PM, what are you talking about? Interior layout is different, but aside from that...

BP · « **Reply #3610 on:** July 18, 2006, 10:41:42 PM »

Ummm... Did you guys... get it? I'm not saying I believe that's a grave at all. Who puts a grave in the courtyard? It was just a really hilarious quote from a 6-year-old. That was all. But the fact he asked "Does this statue mean Luigi is dead?" instead of the oh-so annyoing "Does this statue mean I can play as Luigi?" made my day.

The Chef · « **Reply #3611 on:** July 19, 2006, 03:44:45 PM »

Just imagine though, back in 1996.... everyone was all hyped up for the future of gaming. They thought TMK was safe, as Peach decided to get Mario to come to the castle after all those years since their last adventure. Luigi was unfortunatly dead and it was unclear as to what happened to Yoshi. As for Bowser, it was believed that he ran away, never to return, but before Mario arrived, he struck. King Koopa had taken over the castle of Princess Peach Toadstool and all those who lived on the inside mysteriously vanished. Now, it was up to Mario, the 'Optimus Prime' of the Nintendo universe, to go on one last Star-powered adventure. That was how it would've seemed back then.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #3612 on:** July 19, 2006, 03:48:13 PM »

No. Just no.

BP · « **Reply #3613 on:** July 19, 2006, 10:58:23 PM »

Quote from: The Chef on July 19, 2006, 03:44:45 PM

and it was unclear as to what happened to Yoshi.

Uhhhhhh... get 120 stars and shoot to the castle's roof?

SushieBoy · « **Reply #3614 on:** July 19, 2006, 11:14:57 PM »

But what happened after Yoshi jumped off the roof to crash into the ground eh?