Author Topic: Endless Rock-Scissors-Paper (Read 562944 times)

Suffix · « **Reply #2415 on:** March 15, 2007, 02:17:53 PM »

Inattentive waiters fail to wash the table, and it is never used again... how sad...

WarpRattler · « **Reply #2416 on:** March 18, 2007, 07:21:42 AM »

Suffix, still being strapped to that chair (why hasn't he freed himself yet?) somehow beats up the waiters while managing to...still stay strapped to the chair?

CrzyFlmngMnkyHead · « **Reply #2417 on:** March 18, 2007, 03:18:10 PM »

Chair implodes, yet Suffix somehow manages to stay alive.
(aka Suffix is freed from the chair.)

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2418 on:** March 18, 2007, 04:31:28 PM »

What? No, Suffix dies.

Suffix · « **Reply #2419 on:** March 18, 2007, 06:54:06 PM »

Death was the defeating force? I'm not that old. Marty changes this unlikely future and saves the day!

DeadAwake · « **Reply #2420 on:** March 19, 2007, 07:39:34 AM »

Marty dies, too.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2421 on:** March 19, 2007, 07:47:46 AM »

Marty gets the Grim Reaper to go away with a cake bribe.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #2422 on:** March 19, 2007, 08:00:12 AM »

The Grim Reaper hated the cake because it was sponge-flavored cake, and drowned the Earth in sweet German chocolate-y goodness, killing the residents of Earth in the process.

Suffix · « **Reply #2423 on:** March 19, 2007, 09:50:47 AM »

They would have enjoyed it, had it not been for Senator Bob Statesman's enormous appetite for chocolate cake.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #2424 on:** March 19, 2007, 10:31:19 AM »

Bob Statesman is turned into a mutant by Homeschool Winner aka Magneto. XD

The Chef · « **Reply #2425 on:** March 19, 2007, 01:33:25 PM »

Homeschool is beaten in a 1-on-1 Street Fighter tournament by Homestar.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #2426 on:** March 19, 2007, 02:17:03 PM »

Strong Bad hits Homestar in the back of the head.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #2427 on:** March 20, 2007, 03:59:00 AM »

Homestar kills Strong Bad by pouring hot tar over him.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2428 on:** March 20, 2007, 07:38:40 AM »

Strong Mad kills Homestar by throwing a bowling ball at him.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #2429 on:** March 21, 2007, 07:43:50 AM »

"Okay! Hot bowling ball is in my eye!" Homestar said. This confused Strong Mad more than that time when the Deathly Pallor was talking to him, and he fell into a hole (not a plothole, just that one Strong Bad was using to capture random "passersby")