Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 438701 times)

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2430 on:** April 22, 2009, 10:54:11 AM »

Then the poor, unrecognized messenger committed suicide because he wasn't loved.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2431 on:** April 24, 2009, 02:15:54 PM »

PaperLuigi facepalmed because Turtlekid1 thought the messenger who said "Those tin cans are no match for me!" was Waluigi.

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #2432 on:** April 25, 2009, 09:58:01 PM »

The REAL unrecognised messenger quickly flew out of a wormhole, before opening his mouth and sucking in gigantic amounts of air and swatting with two large disembodied hands.

nensondubois · « **Reply #2433 on:** April 26, 2009, 11:54:36 AM »

The two large disembodied hands turned out to be the Crazy Hand and the Master Hand and became angry killing the real messenger.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2434 on:** April 26, 2009, 02:14:25 PM »

Crazy Hand and Master Hand were so weak, they also defeated themselves without taking even 1% damage.

FlamingBlueMario · « **Reply #2435 on:** April 27, 2009, 11:22:25 PM »

After that, they decided to play a little friendly game of rock, paper, scissors.

jdaster64 · « **Reply #2436 on:** May 06, 2009, 08:17:08 PM »

Both did rock, smashing Link and Roy between themselves. (But R0y haz fIRE!)

-FoxMcCloud- · « **Reply #2437 on:** June 23, 2009, 01:37:25 PM »

Then both did scissors, and the results were so graphic that the next Super Smash Bros. sequel was rated M (for Mature)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2438 on:** June 23, 2009, 03:03:44 PM »

However, Mario refused to be featured in a M rated title; therefore, he left Nintendo forever.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2439 on:** June 23, 2009, 03:18:49 PM »

Unfortunately, he joined Sega, who ruined him even more quickly than they had ruined Sonic!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2440 on:** June 23, 2009, 03:25:20 PM »

Sega then tried to purchase Nintendo, but Link, Kirby and Pikachu attacked Sega's headquarters in an attempt to get Mario back!

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #2441 on:** June 23, 2009, 04:40:29 PM »

However, Sega was prepared for the attack, due to Waluigi tipping off one of the secretaries.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2442 on:** June 23, 2009, 04:56:11 PM »

"[darn] you Waluigi!" said Link, who appointed himself Supreme Commander of the Nintendo Army after Mario joined Sega.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2443 on:** June 23, 2009, 06:42:54 PM »

So Link shot Waluigi through the heart with a light arrow; there was much rejoicing.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2444 on:** June 23, 2009, 06:49:18 PM »

Waluigi's body began to melt due to the light arrow's magnificent, heavenly glow, and he suffered greatly until nothing was left but his skeleton.