((Heh, just noticed it censored some of Bowser's harsh language. Sorry about that.))
**Mario found himself waking up in the middle of a dense forest. He looked around, but there was no sign of Bowser, Luigi, or Peach, and he no idea what was going on. The last thing he remembered was a battle with Bowser, before everything went blank. Mario began to walk around this forest, calling the names of Luigi and Peach and hoping to find them. After a while, Mario became discouraged, and took a rest. A blue-shelled troopa was on a shroom collect spree nearby, and saw Mario resting. After a couple of seconds, the Troopa noticed that Mario was his enemy. He withdrew into his shell, and shot himself at Mario. Startled, Mario jumped up, landed on the shell, and kicked it into a large tree. The troopa was out cold, and eventually the tree fell over and landed on him. "Hmm...", said Mario. "Could-a Bowser be sending his Koopa Troop after-a me already?". Thus he continued through the forest, on alert for any more of Bowser's "Koopa Troop". After much walking, Mario came upon a familiar looking flower. He picked it up, and his overalls changed from blue to red, and his shirt from red to white. "Lucky for me-a I ran across this-a Fire Flower. It's-a getting dark out...", Mario said. After about an hour of walking, it was totally dark outside, so Mario grabbed a nearby branch and made a torch with his fireball. He sighed, and wondered if he'd ever find a way out of the forest......**
**Luigi and Peach landed in a large lake. Peach swam to shore, dragging Luigi (who wasn't a good swimmer) behind her. ((In case, you're wondering, they landed in the same place because they jumped out of the castle window at the same time. Mario was already out of their sight when they jumped.))
"Ugh, thanks-a Peach...", said Luigi. "Hey, where's-a Mario?" Peach wasn't really paying attention to Luigi, for she was fussing about her new dress being soaked. The pair sat for a while, drying off. Luigi spoke again: "I just-a knew something bad was gonna happen when I left the house this morning... It-a always happens like that..." Luigi continued his blubbering and complaining for an annoyingly long period, and finally the Princess could take it no longer. "WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE YOUR BROTHER!?", she screamed. "Instead, we're lost in a wilderness somewhere, without Mario! And worse yet, you won't SHUT UP!" Peach started trudging eastward. "Come if you want, but I don't need your worthlessness to protect me. I can take care of myself." Peach said to Luigi, as she kept walking. "W-wait!", Luigi called, running after Peach. As the pair continued walking, they did not notice the dark, mysterious figure floating high above them...**
???(though it's not that hard to figure out who this is): BWA BWA HA!! There she is! And Mario's nowhere near! This'll be easier than I thought!!!
((To be continued...yet again!))