Super Mario and the element stones

[Darkside]

Chapter1:Niako Town
 It was a beutiful day,at Niaki city that is.This place is Kamon's home town.Kamon was asleep in his bed intill a large blast.
Kamon:Huh;wha...Oh my god!
 Kamon telaported out of his bed outside in his ordinary clothes:Dragon T-shirt,red headband,and ripped baggy jeans.
Kamon:Whoa!
 Then,Kamon's girlfriend,Erika,came.
Erika:Kamon!The shrine!
Kamon:What about it?
Erika:The Element stones!They're released!
Kamon:Only one person can help us.
 At Peach's Castle.
Peach:Mario!
Mario:What?!
Peach:Gatther the stars you dropped!
Mario:Okay!
 Mario kneels down to pick up the stars.
Peach:Men;you can never pridect them.Sure.
 Then,Wario came in.
Wario:Hey Peachy.
Peach:Oh.Hey.
Mario:What?Did you call my wife Peacy?
Wario:(sweatdrop)No.no.
Peach:Mario.I have something to tell you.
Mario:Anything.
Peach:I want...a....divorce.
Mario:Whhhaaaaaaaaaatttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!
Peach:That's right.I want to merry Wario.
Mario:Wario!You Basterd!
Wario:Haha!
 Peach and Wario leave to get merried.
Mario:How dare you!
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[Darkside]

  Chapter2:Wedding Bust
 Wario and Peach were at a church getting married.The judge was some mushroom guy named Tedeo.
Tedio:To it's me,it's me,it's Todeo!Oh yeh!It's me,i...
Wario:Shutup!
Todeo:Okay.Wario;do you take Peach as your wife?
Wario:Yep!I take the hot mama!
Todeo:(sweatdrop)...er...Peach.Do you take Wa...
Peach:Yes.
Todeo:Does anyone object?
 No one answers.
Todeo:Now I pronounce you man and...
???:I object!
Wario:Huh?
Peach:Huh?
Todeo:Huh?
Crash:Huh?Oh.It's Mario.Yawn.
Mario:Peachy!Don't leave me!
Wario:She's mine!
Mario:No!
Peach:Mario.We havn't gotten married.I got an idea!A date!Whoever gives me a better time will be chosen to be a boyfriend.


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[Darkside]

Chapter3:Dating Time!Part 1
Wario:I'm in!
Mario:Okay;but me first!
Peach:Okay!
 The next day,Mario was getting ready.
Mario:That stupid Wario!
Luigi:Don't worry.You know Peach more than Wario.
Mario:Yeh you're right.
Luigi:It's almost 10:00!Are you done?
Mario:Yeh.
Luigi:See ya' bro!
Mario:See ya'!
 Mario walks out his door and heads for Peach's castle.Mario knocks on the door.Toad opened the door.
Toad:Oh,hey Mario!Come in,come in!
 Mario walks in and Toad went and got Peach.She was wearing her origanol clothes exept her hair was realy brushed.
Peach:Hey Mario!Are you ready?
Mario:Yep.Where do you wanna go?
Peach:I want to go to the park!
Mario:Okay!Lets go!
 Mario and Peach walk out the door.
Toad:Go Mario.
 At Niako town,Kamon and Erika were at the element stones shrine.
Kamon:Okay,got the ring?
Erika:(While getting out a purple ring)Yeh.
Kamon:Then lets go!
 Erika put on the ring and they both telaported to Mario's house.Luigi was cleaning up.
Luigi:Hey!
Kamon:Ya' know where Mario is?
Luigi:On a date with Peach.
Kamon:Oh okay.
 Just then,the door swung open.It was Waluigi!
Waluigi:Hello.
Luigi:Leave now!
Waluigi:Nope.I came...Whoa!Look at the cute chick!
Erika:Shutup!
Waluigi:Don't ya' know me?The one who saved the Phoenix of Halulu?
Kamon:That was me.
Waluigi:No.It wasn't you.
 Blah,blah,blah.Waluigi kept on trying to impress Erika.Kamon got mad and used his telekanisis and Waluigi flew through the window.
Kamon:Bye Luigi.Come on Erika.
 The two left.Meanwhile,at the park.
Peach:Thanks for buying me an ice cream.
Mario:Any time!
Peach:Sigh...Mario.
Mario:Yeh.
Peach:I'm tired.
Mario:Okay lets go.
 They went down the pipe to the castle.

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