Once upon a time, in the magical land of the Internet, people began to write senseless stories for the sole purpose of showing how much they hate silly meaningless shows/comics/commercials/vidogames/cartoon characters.
Finally, the magical land was poisoned by the sludge generated by these stories, and what was once a prosperous place full of imagination became a desolate wasteland.
But one poster could bear it no longer, and so, weilding his sword of satire, and sheild of metaphor, he hacked the evil stories to peices.
The creaters of these wicked stories then replied, in an attempt to insult the poster who dared to do this to their stories.
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
