I had to make one of those long-winded epitaphs in English. They said it didn't have to be truthful, sooo...
HERE LIES AUSTIN HERIMAN
IT was a strange life, mine
As I battled vampires with my laser gun
And punching dinosaurs with my robo fist
The gnomes worshiped me
They worshiped my triumphs
Mighty was I
With the sun glinting off my Viking helmet
But yet, so small was that which made me fall
Food poisoning is that which caused me to reside in this hole
So, kids, wash your hands!
P.S. I'm behind you! BOO!