You don't know how good you've got it, Ultima. Mr. Wiggles has indeed exemplified the epitomy of the popular North American high schooler: Attractive and sociable to the point that they don't need a computer since every waking hour of their lives are somehow spent partying or "chilling" with their equally popular friends, and all the while managing to handle their academic and family lives better than you could ever dream to. UGH.
Wait... you're telling me that this isn't the Angst Thread?
Crap. Whatever.