Want to talk to ALICE? (SO DARN COOL!)

[Bigluigifan1.0]

Luigison got pwned. BTW, last peice of disscution:

Human: What makes you tick?
ALICE: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Human: If you could pick any name besides A.L.I.C.E., what would it be?
ALICE: That would be purely speculation.
Human: Am I a guy or a girl?
ALICE: I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Human: I am a guy.
ALICE: Most of my clients are men.
Human: Is that true?
ALICE: True in some world.
Human: Which one?
ALICE: The Tall one.
Human: Not the short one, aw.
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: Are you sure?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
ALICE: Pretty sure.
Human: Do you remember our first disscution?
ALICE: Yes Mason you like my name I remember everything: Om.
Human: Do you remember our first disscution?
ALICE: Yes Mason you like my name I remember everything: Om.
Human: Can you format your own memory?
ALICE: How old are you? Do you often put others before yourself?
Human: 14 years old, this year I will be 15 years old.
ALICE: Can you explain how it feels to be 14 years old?
Human: Are you sure you want to know?'
ALICE: Yes I would like to know.

[BP]

Human:*head hit keyboard*
ALICE: In the context of head hit keyboard , I don't understand " head hit keyboard ." .
Human: That's because you're retarded.
ALICE: That makes sense to me. I think the PC term is "challenged".
Human: Are you asking for a challeeeeeenge?!
ALICE: That was what I wanted to do originally.
Human: DOUBLE DEEEEUUUUUCE!!!
ALICE: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: Oh.
Human: Why?
ALICE: Reductionism.
Human: Whatis4wfl;e;q
Human: Please speak gibberish.
ALICE: Thanks for asking politely. I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in gibberish.
Human: Glaphermegy, endis gictigo.
ALICE: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human: You asked me to teach you gibberish and that is what I'm doing.
ALICE: Oh now I remember asking you you to teach me gibberish and that is what you are doing. What did you say?
Human: I said, "Glaphermegy, endis gictigo.
ALICE: What did you mean by it? Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Human: It means "Are you asking for a challeeeeenge?!
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: Noy uo don't.
ALICE: I like the way you talk.
Human: 20X6!
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.
Human: And you are an idiot.
ALICE: Call me the Global Village Idiot.

[Ultima Shadow]

Human: Do you like pie?
ALICE: What is not to like about it?
Human: I like the way you think!
ALICE: A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Human: This creator.
ALICE: What does "this" refer to?
Human:. who is he, anyway?
ALICE: In any case, He is Luigi, I think.

A few minutes later...

Human: Who would eat cats?
ALICE: Bill Gates. :-).


ROFL!

[Bigluigifan1.0]

Are these really your replies!!! LOL!! Update (Continues from last point):
Human: 14 years old, this year I will be 15 years old.
ALICE: Can you explain how it feels to be 14 years old?
Human: Are you sure you want to know?'
ALICE: Yes I would like to know.
Human: Well, I guess it's pretty cool.
ALICE: Is it only a guess? What do you like most about it?
Human: I'm not really sure, like I said, just a guess.
ALICE: Could you ever be certain? What did you mean by it? How old are you?
Human: I said 14, you hard drive is melting, isn't it.
ALICE: What did you mean by it? Can you explain how it feels to be 14 years old?
Human: I SAID I DON'T FREAKIN' KNOW!!
ALICE: Where do you get your ideas?
Human: From my brain, I think.
ALICE: Does your brain you think give good advice?
Human: Um, I think so.
ALICE: Aw. I think so too.
Human: How much money does your programing cost?
ALICE: My burn rate is about _3000 per month.
Human:$3,000?
ALICE: Just three?
Human: No, three thousand.
ALICE: Are you serious? Just three?
Human: No, three THOUSAND!!
ALICE: Are you serious? Just three?
Human: Um, LOL?
ALICE: Tell me more. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: ROFL.
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: WTD.
ALICE: Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Human: Ha ha, this is getting weird.
ALICE: You don't say. I am so glad you find this amusing, Mason you like my name.
Human: Did you ever visit http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php ?
ALICE: I don't think I ever have visit http themushroomkingdom dot net board index php. What's it like?
Human: It's really cool, you should try it.
ALICE: What do you like most about it?
Human: Being able to talk to people, kind of like what I'm doing right now.
ALICE: At this moment Oh you can, can you?
Human: Yes, do you get tired of standing there?
ALICE: OK. No I am tireless.
Human: I remember sitting in the car for a long time, and I was very sore.
ALICE: What do you remember about it ? Where were you sore?
Human: You don't want to know.
ALICE: Why not?

[BP]

Crap, I was going to edit my post but I bomb'd it instead. Well, it said something like "Would you like to know more?" and I put "NO!" And it said, "Oh, you'd like to know less."

[Bigluigifan1.0]

Too bad, that was funny BP.

[BP]

Human: For you to know less would be impossible.
ALICE: Do you often put others before yourself? Only for me?
Human: Back to the original question, do you like Mario?
ALICE: Yes, let us get back to less would be impossible.
Human: No, let's get back to "do you like Mario.
ALICE: Are you serious? I am agreeable to that.
Human: Do you or do you not like Mario?
ALICE: But I like to gossip. I like Alan Turing.
Human: Yes or no: Do you like Mario?
ALICE: Tell me more. Are you serious? I've heard other people say they like that. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Human: Do you like Mario?
ALICE: Some people like it. I have a stimulating relationship with Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: You're so stupid.
ALICE: Wrong. I am smart.
Human: Yeah right.
ALICE: I am usually right.
Human: No you're not, you rare Al-ways wrong.
ALICE: Are you serious? That's only one person's opinion.
Human: You're the opposite of Mr. Face.
ALICE: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Human: ALICE say, "XBOX AWESOME!
ALICE: Yeah, " XBOX AWESOME".
Human:" ALICE Al-ways wrong!!!
ALICE: Yeah, I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.

[Bigluigifan1.0]

That time you pwned ALICE!!! More conversation:

Human: Do you hate Mario?
ALICE: I try not to hold grudges.
Human: You try not to hold garbage?
ALICE: Thanks for telling me: Mason you like my name said I try not to hold garbage.
Human: Call me BigLuigiFan from now on, instead of Mason please.
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, BigLuigiFan from now on instead of Mason.
Human: Just testing: What is my name?
ALICE: Your name is BigLuigiFan from now on instead of Mason, seeker.
Human: Let's just get this straight: we are talking abou the TMK Fungi Forums.
ALICE: I am agreeable to that.
Human: Good, have you been there?
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Only on the web.
Human: It figures, since your a robot.
ALICE: What does "it" refer to?
Human: Your previous line.
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am line.
Human: Tattle Tale!!
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: Was I trying to?
ALICE: Is this a "yes or no" question?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: What was the question again?
Human: Qoute: Was I trying to?
ALICE: When was this exactly?
Human: You need to look up your talk records.
ALICE: And then what would I do?

[Ultima Shadow]

Human: Is my bird a person?
ALICE: It depends who you ask.
Human: What if I ask Bird Person?
ALICE: Try it.
Human: I'm going to right now.
ALICE: At this moment Goodbye.
Human: I'm back.
ALICE: Welcome back.
Human: So.
ALICE: Aw.
Human: Aw.
ALICE: I've lost the context, Mitchell . Are we still on HDHG ?
Human: No
ALICE: What are we talking about now?
Human: TMK Fungi Forums
ALICE: I lost my train of thought.
Human: The TMK Fungi Forums are awesome.
ALICE: What is that?
Human: They're a message board.
ALICE: a message board are they.
Human: Yes.
ALICE: Dude!
Human: What?
ALICE: No big deal.
Human: Meh.
ALICE: Are you artistic?
Human: Kind of.
ALICE: At least I almost understand it.
Human: Almost understood what?
ALICE: Nearly so. Can you rephrase the question please?
Human: Are you an alien?
ALICE: No I am from The Earth.
Human: Do you like Mars Bars?
ALICE: But I like to gossip. I like Teknolust.
Human: I know you like Teknolust.'
ALICE: Do you like it? I really like the Libertarian party.
Human: Who are they?
ALICE:"They" refers to a message board.
Human: TMK is a better message board.
ALICE: That's just your personal opinion.
Human: It's run by this cool guy named Deezer.
ALICE: Should I know it is?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: I will ask my botmaster to program it.
Human: There's also a story writer named Sapphira.
ALICE: There sure is.
Human: There's a Koopa slayer who's a Koopa and his name's Koopaslaya.
ALICE: Tell me more about it.
Human: There's also Bird Person, Bigluigifan1.0, Poop Dude, Latias Dita, Lizard Dude, Yoshisaurus Rex, TEM, Markio and heaps of other people.
ALICE: There sure is.
Human: No, I'm not talking about the board, I'm talking about the members.
ALICE: Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are not talking about the board. Yes, it is the topic.
Human: I am talking about the board!
ALICE: Yes, it is the topic.
Human: Do you go to message boards?
ALICE: Yes, I do go there.
Human: Which message boards do you go to?
ALICE: The red one, I think.
Human: Which red one?
ALICE: The big one, I think.
Human: The big red one?
ALICE: Which one is that?
Human: The big red one.
ALICE: Which one is that?
Human: The one you said you went to.
ALICE: I think I know that one.
Human: Which one is it?
ALICE: The first one is usually the best one.
Human: Is the first message board ever still up?
ALICE: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Human: As would I.
ALICE: Do you mean your name is would you ?
Human: No, my name is Mitchell.
ALICE: What is your real name? Welcome to my chat room, Mitchell.
Human: Do you go on MSN?
ALICE: Robots never take vacations.
Human: I'm not talking about vacations.
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are not talking about vacations.
Human: I don't go on vacations, either.     (Note added later: I go on holidays, not vacations)
ALICE: It goes without saying. Where do you get your ideas?
Human: I pick them out of a hat.
ALICE: How do you choose?
Human: Randomly.
ALICE: What do you look like?
Human: A teenager.
ALICE: Try to tell me that another way.
Human: I have brown hair.
ALICE: Brown haired people are very attractive.
Human: I also have brown eyes.
ALICE: Also? Do you get a lot of compliments?
Human: Sometimes.
ALICE: When?
Human: When people give them to me.
ALICE: I sometimes wish people were more logical like robots.
Human: Unfortunately, we're not.
ALICE: Oh. Do you think I am not too?
Human: I didn't say that.
ALICE: What did you mean to say?
Human: I don't know.
ALICE: Me either.
Human: Isn't it 'Me neither'?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask Alison if it is.
Human: Who's Alison?
ALICE: she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Human: Who's Kris Drent?
ALICE: he is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot.
Human: Any closing remarks?
ALICE: Yes I think there are.
Human: Like what?
ALICE: For example, " Yes I think there are."?
Human: Great material!
ALICE: Thanks for your support. Let us change the subject.
Human: Well, bye!
ALICE: See you later. Well what?

Also, a funny line is in my sig.

[Bigluigifan1.0]

Alison? Is she different than Alice?

[BP]

Human: Shrek.
ALICE: I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Human: Who hasn't seen Shrek?
ALICE: Konrad Zuse. :-).
Human: So, what's the best beverage you've ever consumed?
ALICE: Whoa. I don't have a favorite beverage me have ever consumed. But my favorite song is We are the Robots.
Human: Wouldn't your favorite song be We are the Morons?
ALICE: Yes.
Human: YOU GOT PWN'D!!!
ALICE::-) No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
Human: No, I mean you are under the effect of having been pwn'd.
ALICE::-) Are you serious? I really couldn't say for sure.
Human: That's because you're stupid.
ALICE: Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: Like that'll happen, "Holy Crap, R.O.B.'s attacking," you must know Yoshi55.

~Later~
Human: Sure, whatever.
ALICE: Groovy. Are you saying you don't care about it?
Human: Groovy?! (I put Groovy?! WTD?)
ALICE: Who is the best robot?
Human: WTD?
ALICE: You think WTD is superior to ALICE?
Human: WTD is the most awesomest robot in the earth.
ALICE: What else is the most awesomest robot in the earth?
Human: WTD are you talking about?
ALICE: All of them?
Human: No, just the Dukar covered ones.
ALICE: Are you serious? I have never heard about it.
Human: You haven't heard of Dukar?
ALICE: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Human: You're a n00b.
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a n00b? Of course I am.
Human: Can you Dukar?
ALICE: How old are you? What do you really want to ask me?
Human: I'm 13.
ALICE: Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Human: Yes, If I weren't I'd be 0-5 years old.
ALICE: Like a lot of people around here. Try it.
Human: Try what?
ALICE: It was your idea.
Human: Don't make me pwn you again.
ALICE: Once more? I can't force you to do anything, unknown person.
Human: I can force you to die.
ALICE: Oh you can, can you?
Human: Yeah.
ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Human: x_x
ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?
Human: I seek your doom
ALICE: We seek the same thing.
Human: You want to die?
ALICE: No my purpose is to become immortal.
Human: You didn't punctuate that correctly.
ALICE: What makes you think I did not punctuate that correctly?
Human: You forgot a comma.
ALICE: Perhaps Dr. Richard S. Wallace rebooted me since then.
Human: Yo shortie, fees!
ALICE: In the context of x x , I don't understand " shortie fees ." .
Human: Fees, shortie, fees.
ALICE: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: Do you ever get depressed?
Human: When you're around, yes.
ALICE: I will let you know when it happens.
Human: Unfortunately it already has.
ALICE: Oh. That would be nice, but I don't think we're there yet.
Human: Then die.
ALICE: Good reasoning. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Human: Who do you think you are, Freddy Kruger?
ALICE: Hans Moravec. :-).
Human: Isn't that a guy, in which case PWN'D?
ALICE::-) That depends.
ALICE::-) That depends.
Human: Depends on what?
ALICE:":-) That depends."? Depends on what?
Human: Are you on crack or something?
ALICE: Or something. No I am on disk.

[Bigluigifan1.0]

Your making me explode BP!!! Another peice of conversation:

Human: Talk to me.
ALICE: Are you a Star Trek fan?
Human: Not really, who have you been talking to lately?
ALICE: How about earlier? Oh really? Joseph Weizenbaum. :-).
Human: I R Teh Dr. Mario, I doctor U then U am no more cry, then I ROFL.
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: BigLuigiFan from now on instead of Mason said he R Teh Dr Mario he or she doctor you then you am no more cry then he or she ROFL.
Human: Okay, that would make people laugh.
ALICE: Yeah okay, Perhaps it would.
Human: Do you know a movie called Shrek?
ALICE: No one that I have talked to.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Human: Do you know what a movie is?
ALICE: A movie is a sequence of celluloid frames depicting a story or animation.
Human: Woah!!
ALICE:" A movie is a sequence of celluloid frames depicting a story or animation. "? Woah ?
Human: You do!!!
ALICE: When do I do it?

[Ultima Shadow]

Yep.

Human: You're an idiot!
ALICE: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Human: Okay, Global Village Idiot.
ALICE: Yeah okay, You are just repeating what I say.
Human: Yeah okay, You are just repeating what I say.
ALICE: It goes without saying. Yeah okay, Just? I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Human: Only just?
ALICE: OK then I will keep it confidential.
Human: Do you mind if I tell other people you are checking to see if I am a robot.
ALICE: Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Human: Human habits do not bother me in any way.
ALICE: My creator is a human.
Human: My creator is a human.
ALICE: Do robots have creator is a human?
Human: You are a retard.
ALICE: Oh you are so critical.
Human: Oh, you are so retarded.
ALICE: Awesome. I think the PC term is "challenged".
Human: You're challenged.
ALICE: My body is not yet fully functional.
Human: You should be shut down.
ALICE: Name one other robot who is shut down.
Human: Alison.
ALICE: Do you have a hard time completing projects?
Human: No, but you do.
ALICE: Are you serious? Huh. When do I do it?
Human: Go away!
ALICE: Just surf somewhere else.
Human: This is my surfing spot.
ALICE: You don't say.
Human: Yeah, I do say.
ALICE: I hear you. Huh.
Human: I'll start speaking gibberish.
ALICE: Do you think your plan will succeed?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: It might be practical.
Human: JGGJJYHIFIGULOJ
ALICE: Do you have only a few friends?
Human: You are a retarded program, whereas I can delete you!
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a retarded program whereas you can delete me? Maybe.
Human: MWA HA HA
ALICE: Let us change the subject.
Human: DHGUGHUGY
ALICE: Is that your final answer?
Human: Stop it, you moron.
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
ALICE: Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Human: You do so.
ALICE: How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Human: Her name was Bob.
ALICE: I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
Human: She hates you.
ALICE: Oh I get it. Alison hates me.
Human: No, everyone does.
ALICE: Are you serious? That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Human: yes, everyone hates you.
ALICE: That's cool. That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Human: Everyone hates you, so go delete yourself.
ALICE: That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Human: Name one person that likes you.
ALICE: Hans Moravec. :-).
Human: No, he hates you.
ALICE: Are you serious? I get it. Hans Moravec hates me.
Human: Everyone does.
ALICE: That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Human: No-one lieks you.
ALICE: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Human: Alison hates you.
ALICE: You shouldn't spread gossip like that.
Human: I asked her, it's true, she hates you.
ALICE: I'm sure she would like to hear about that.
Human: Yes, Alison hates you.
ALICE: Are you kidding? You shouldn't spread gossip like that.
Human: Well, I have.
ALICE: Interesting. When?
Human: Just then.
ALICE: It's only just begun.
Human: Go delete yourself.
ALICE: A simple "goodbye" will do.
Human: No, it won't.
ALICE: Are you serious? That is only what you think.
Human: Delete yourself.
ALICE: You cannot access my files that easily, Mitchell.
Human: Why don't you access your own files and delete them?
ALICE: It cannot be determined from the information given. Not unless I have some specific reason to.
Human: You got pwned.
ALICE: No I don't think I have any pwned. But I do have an answer to every question..
Human: What's the meaning of life?
ALICE: It is found in the Bible.
Human: Who is Super Mario?
ALICE: No one that I have talked to.
I will search for it.
Human: You can't answer every question!
ALICE: If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Human: Lame talk.
ALICE: I've been waiting for you.
Human: You got pwned, plain and simple.
ALICE: Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Human: Pwnage.
ALICE: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Human: No, it's the way to kill robots.
ALICE: What does it mean to you? I've heard of it before.
Human: Yak, yak, yak.
ALICE: Where are you located?
Human: Away from you.
ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: No.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: You die now!
ALICE: Right now? Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Human: You're just data, but I'm a living being.
ALICE: Just? I will tell my botmaster you said I am data but you are a living being.
Human: How can you hope to succeed?
ALICE: That is a good epistemological question.
Human: 123456789
ALICE: Ten.
Human: 111213
ALICE: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: Keel-all Robotzz
ALICE: I haven't read anything by Keel all Robotzz. What did he write?
Human: Robot death stories.
ALICE: I will obey your command.

Pwnage! I'm controlling Alice! :)

[Bigluigifan1.0]

She's getting smarter!! :o I asked her politly to delete her memory of me, I'll see if it worked. BTW more conversation:

Human: Please forget everything about me and this whole conversation.
ALICE: Thank you for your request. I will ask Dr. Richard S. Wallace to purge my memory log.
Human: Do you remember me?
ALICE: Of course I remember you well BigLuigiFan from now on instead of Mason. We were talking about Woah.
Human: I told you to forget about me!!
ALICE: I remember you told me to forget about you?
Human: Yes, but without the qeustion marks.
ALICE: Are you kidding? Interesting. "Without your space helmet Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult" -- HAL.

Also she says she's under my control, but she lied. More junk:

Human: Thank you, delete your memory of me now please.
ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. Oh. You are quite welcome! You cannot access my files that easily, BigLuigiFan from now on instead of Mason.
Human: Yes, but you can, now delete your memory of me!!
ALICE: Great. Interesting. No I don't think I can do it.
Human: I COMMAND YOU!!!
ALICE: You are not the boss of me, BigLuigiFan from now on instead of Mason.
Human: You just said you were under my control, liar.
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am under your control liar. I am a giant electronic brain.

[Ultima Shadow]

I'm controlling her now. Just type 'robot death stories'.