My aunt got me sick.
My mother and I went over to her sisters house for dinner, since 1) My father and uncle were coming back from Buffalo, and we wanted to welcome them back, and 2) she had a turkey frozen from June she needed to get rid of. So we went over for a mini-Thanksgiving. What my aunt failed to mention when she called us was that she has a cold. I think I could catch a cold anywhere short of a cleanroom. And I don't get the sniffles, everything on my head shuts down. My nose is...well, ew. And since I can't really breath through my nose, my mouth is slack, making me add a new level of slow to my appearance. Finally, my eyes swell and get watery, making it tough to see. I've already tripped on the wall, and nearly stepped on a cat.
Hopefully I can get rid of it quickly. I took a Claritin D about an hour ago, just took 2 Benedryl, and I'm sucking on a cough drop. Oh, and I ate an orange with a side of orange juice. Kinda like an orange soup. Now the drugs are kicking in and I'm dead tired.