Oh no you don't!
*Robert jumps after the book, only to fall to his doom. Moments later, he reappeared through a portal with a book in his hand near the pit.*
Good thing I had that 1-up! Now let's see here... *reading* reversing cars... reverseing doors... Ah here it is! Reversing four score *reading* "to reverse the effects of the dreaded Four score curse, simply shove a cork up your left nostrail and yell,"NO U!1!" Umm, okay. *Gets a cork from his pocket and shoves it up his left nostrail* NO U!1!
Uh oh! I must have gotten them mixed up! That was for invisablity! No matter, I'll reverse the invisablity spell first, then I'll reverse four score-
*Book flies away in the wind*
...Oh no. Sad thing is, that was a 50 lbs, hardcover spell book. Now what do I do