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General Chat / Re: Use new Oxi Clean, and the Billie Mays is Dead!

« on: July 15, 2009, 07:36:09 AM »

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: July 15, 2009, 07:34:14 AM »

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: July 14, 2009, 10:49:36 PM »

When I was a kid I used to hide porn mags under my bed.
My brother, in the bottom bunk, went blind before he was 16.

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Forum Games / Re: Keyboard Smash

« on: July 11, 2009, 08:15:42 PM »

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Forum Games / Re: What's on your Paste?

« on: July 11, 2009, 05:59:02 PM »

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Forum Games / Re: Keyboard Smash

« on: July 11, 2009, 02:11:38 PM »

hjbmn

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Forum Games / Re: Keyboard Smash

« on: July 10, 2009, 07:34:06 PM »

hjbmn

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Forum Games / Re: What's on your Paste?

« on: July 10, 2009, 07:32:29 PM »

People keep telling me my beard makes me look like an axe murderer.

I tell them it's a magic beard which disappears when you look away.

That usually buys me enough time to reach for my axe.

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: July 10, 2009, 12:31:09 PM »

Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.

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Forum Games / Re: What's on your Paste?

« on: July 10, 2009, 12:28:49 PM »

Marriage should be between a man and a woman. It's in the bible. But it's kind of hard for the Catholics when all of their women are nuns.

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Forum Games / Re: Keyboard Smash

« on: July 10, 2009, 12:11:28 PM »

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Forum Games / Re: the interactive story: a day

« on: July 09, 2009, 06:51:15 PM »

I wake up to find it was a dream.

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Forum Games / Re: Keyboard Smash

« on: July 09, 2009, 06:49:27 PM »

I'm proud.

nbhjm j

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Forum Games / Re: the interactive story: a day

« on: July 09, 2009, 12:26:42 AM »

I wake up to find it was a dream.

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: July 02, 2009, 01:05:11 PM »

Fine, I will wait a week to tell MJ jokes.

Women's football would be a lot more popular if they renamed it "22 girls 1 cup"