* Glorb scoffs heartily
That photo is obviously faked. My skin is a totally different shade of green. And now, my friends...the mud-slinging begins...
(dramatic music plays as a photo of GiftedGirl slowly moves towards the screen)
We all know that GiftedGirl derives pleasure from kicking innocent puppies, but did you know that she is also...
made of metal? It's true. While running to Canadia to skip the draft, she passed through a metal detector and caused it to explode, and then kicked a puppy.
Person Who is Not a Hired Actor: Jeez, I knew GiftedGirl was a convicted carjacker and plastic smuggler, but also a robot? I'd certainly never vote for her.
And that's why you should vote for Glorb for Senator. With Glorb, you'll have better-looking children and better weather all year 'round, as well as safe puppies. Remember: A vote for GiftedGirl is a vote for...someone other than Glorb.
This smear campaign is supported by the Glorb Association of Glorb, and the Fungi Forums Cabal.