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Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale 3  (Read 45367 times)

« Reply #75 on: May 15, 2011, 08:57:23 AM »
The pizza asked, "WHAT AM I BEING EATEN FOOOOOOOOOOOR"
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

The Chef

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« Reply #76 on: May 15, 2011, 10:25:19 AM »
And Mario Jr. said "because I'm hungry" and promptly ate the pizza.

« Reply #77 on: May 15, 2011, 10:31:58 AM »
Mario Jr.'s kill count had risen to 20,000,003, which included his cousin Luigi Jr., the Koopa, the pizza, and the entire Toad population of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #78 on: May 15, 2011, 01:11:15 PM »
"THAT'S A BIG NUMBER!!" Mario Jr. shouted to the narrator.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #79 on: May 15, 2011, 05:49:37 PM »
"Pfft, whatever," said Stalin.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #80 on: May 15, 2011, 05:52:35 PM »
So Mario Jr. went looking for honey.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #81 on: May 15, 2011, 06:00:34 PM »
("Honey" being bear slang for hard drugs.)
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« Reply #82 on: May 15, 2011, 08:24:07 PM »
He overdosed.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

BP

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« Reply #83 on: May 15, 2011, 08:39:10 PM »
Which gave him a new power-up
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #84 on: May 15, 2011, 09:19:50 PM »
Which was halluco-vision!
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

BP

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« Reply #85 on: May 15, 2011, 09:23:10 PM »
Which changed nothing, considering what Mario's world is like
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #86 on: May 15, 2011, 09:52:10 PM »
He saw a bunch of stuff that wasn't there so he punched at nothing and ended up accidentally killing an innocent Goomba.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #87 on: May 15, 2011, 10:38:54 PM »
Representing him in court was the same bear attorney who screwed up Waluigi's case.
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« Reply #88 on: May 15, 2011, 11:12:13 PM »
And he cost a fortune so Mario had to think of ways to pay for it.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

BP

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« Reply #89 on: May 15, 2011, 11:24:32 PM »
That was a difficult thing because many of Mario's brains spilled out of the hole where his face was before Mario Jr. clawed it off
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

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