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Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale 3  (Read 44517 times)

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #210 on: May 26, 2011, 12:17:44 AM »
He tricked the beaver into falling for him, naturally
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

« Reply #211 on: May 26, 2011, 01:14:34 AM »
Connery prefers his beavers shaved, but it was a good lay nonetheless.
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The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #212 on: May 26, 2011, 11:13:36 AM »
Then Mario appeared and said "'Ey, I thought-a my name was in tha title!".

« Reply #213 on: May 26, 2011, 11:15:29 AM »
"You can go to Jolly Pirate Donuts and take a two hour [dukar] for all I care!" screamed Connery.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #214 on: May 26, 2011, 02:29:00 PM »
So Mario took a job at a local Mafia-operated pizzeria.
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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #215 on: May 26, 2011, 02:37:54 PM »
The Italians there didn't know English very well and always mixed up words like "donut" and "pizza" (They apparently didn't know Italian very well even).
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #216 on: May 26, 2011, 07:54:05 PM »
Fortunately, Mario was Super enough to pick up the pieces.

Kimimaru

  • Max Stats
« Reply #217 on: May 26, 2011, 10:08:40 PM »
"Picked up the pieces of what?" said the friendly Mafia owner.
The Mario series is the best! It has every genre in video games but RTS'! It also has a plumber who does different roles, a princess, and a lot of odd creatures who don't seem to poop!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #218 on: May 27, 2011, 06:27:21 AM »
The pizznuts.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #219 on: May 31, 2011, 03:25:43 PM »
As Mario was sweeping up the pizznuts, a group of bears walked in.
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The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #220 on: January 29, 2012, 07:02:06 PM »
The bears demanded they hand over every last pizznut in the restaurant or face certain doom.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #221 on: January 29, 2012, 11:35:39 PM »
"Ey, budd, ya sure ya wanna do dat?" asked a Mafia person.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Kimimaru

  • Max Stats
« Reply #222 on: January 30, 2012, 03:07:18 PM »
Then the almighty Bear King barged into the pizzeria and went on a rampage, stealing every pizznut in the process.
The Mario series is the best! It has every genre in video games but RTS'! It also has a plumber who does different roles, a princess, and a lot of odd creatures who don't seem to poop!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #223 on: January 30, 2012, 05:07:34 PM »
"Why-a you do such a thing to-a yo mama?" asked a Mafia mom.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #224 on: February 18, 2012, 11:18:38 PM »
The almighty Bear King stopped and looked at the Mafia mom and said "Mama?"
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