Some of my favorite parts:
<Starfy> my mom saus im being too mean
<Starfy> she wants to know u alls names
<Starfy> Hi, this is Steven's mother
<PaperMario> is she hot?
<WarpRattler> My name is Heavy Lobster.
<Starfy> I need to you know all your names, now
<BirdPerson> I'm Max Vance.
<Starfy> He shared his, and I want to make sure no one on here is going to harm him
<Starfy> Okay, thank you Mr. Vance
<Starfy> Look, I will report you to the police
<Starfy> Look, my husband is a computer programmer at Dell
<BirdPerson> WHAT THE DELL
<Starfy> he can probably buy all your computers and tell me your names
<SolidShroom> IRC
<SolidShroom> YOU'RE ON IT NOW
<Starfy> I'm on what?!
<SolidShroom> INTERNET RELAY CHAT
<Starfy> No sir, I do NOT do drugs!
<BirdPerson> Duuuuude
<BirdPerson> Solid
<BirdPerson> Pass the IRC