Time for me to continue my streak
19 Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett, in their own different ways, helped young boys masturbate for years!
20 26th June 2009, the morning Neil Armstrong was able to wake up once again the world's favourite moonwalker.
21 What's got 8 legs and doesn't rape children?
The Jackson 4.
22 Many people have been performing Michael Jackson tribute acts due to his tragic death, so I broke into the neighbours house and ****ed their kids.
23 Yesterday I drank 9 cokes and 2 Dr Peppers, I am offically the new king of pop.
24 Upon hearing the news of Michael Jacksons death, Jesus went to wait for him at the pearly gates.
When Michael arrived, Jesus grabbed him, dangled him over the edge of a cloud & screamed, "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, YOU IRRESPONSIBLE ****!??"