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« Reply #1845 on: August 28, 2005, 03:40:15 PM »
But history repeated itself anyway.......hey, haven't we been here before?

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« Reply #1846 on: September 02, 2005, 09:54:08 PM »
"No, it's all in your head," said Fox, who was dead, and Krystal, who wasn't, because she escaped mass murder.

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.

« Reply #1847 on: September 03, 2005, 12:09:18 PM »
History repeated itself so much that Slippy was now buff and handsom, dot all the girls, including Krystal, and Fox was a skinny dork who collected bottle caps.

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #1848 on: September 03, 2005, 12:18:57 PM »
The bottle caps were found to be cursed, and they turned Fox into Chinese food.

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."

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« Reply #1849 on: September 03, 2005, 01:52:41 PM »
Then Peach used her secret power to dehydrate the chinese food so it wasn't all greasy.
"Hello Kitty is cool, but I like Keroppi the best."

« Reply #1850 on: September 03, 2005, 04:06:18 PM »
Mario ate all the food and got about as fat as Wario.

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Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

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« Reply #1851 on: September 06, 2005, 03:50:44 AM »
Suddenly mario complained of chest pains and was rushed to the hospital.

Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
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« Reply #1852 on: September 06, 2005, 04:03:12 PM »
As it turns out, his heart was about about to explode.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

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« Reply #1853 on: September 06, 2005, 05:15:51 PM »
Fortunately, Tatanga was in it all along, and performed the arterial cleaning with his advanced technology-- but what did he want all that cholesterol for?!

« Reply #1854 on: September 06, 2005, 07:45:48 PM »
For world peace! (If he used the waxy cholesterol for a peace offering to enemies, he could take over their minds and.....and....uhhhhhhh.....wow, he has weird take-over-the-world plans, huh?)

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Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

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« Reply #1855 on: September 06, 2005, 08:00:25 PM »
Unfortunately, Toad saw a chain chomp, and he exclaimed, "look, said me, a chain chomp."

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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« Reply #1856 on: September 09, 2005, 06:38:03 PM »
And then Toad and the Chain Chomp went to school together.

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."

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« Reply #1857 on: September 09, 2005, 06:44:29 PM »
On a mutant-infested Mars outpost!!

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« Reply #1858 on: September 09, 2005, 07:07:10 PM »
The Mars Men ate Toad, however Mario pulled down his pants....and didn't fart; he just did so for the heck of it.

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Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #1859 on: September 10, 2005, 03:57:06 PM »
That's when they all noticed the Mars Men's weakness, and then all the Mars Men blew up.

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