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« Reply #1890 on: January 14, 2010, 09:33:52 PM »
Luckily the sunset did not blind PaperLuigi from shooting Weegee with a .50 BMG.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

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« Reply #1891 on: January 14, 2010, 09:36:47 PM »
Vader also burned Weegee's body, but did not scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" because he hated Weegee.

"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #1892 on: January 14, 2010, 09:41:11 PM »
No one went to Weegee's funeral.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #1893 on: January 14, 2010, 09:48:01 PM »
Not even his Mama Luigi.
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« Reply #1894 on: January 14, 2010, 09:54:50 PM »
Papa Luigi was there to pour beer on his son's grave and complain about how worthless he (meaning Weegee) was.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

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« Reply #1895 on: January 14, 2010, 09:55:56 PM »
And that's why gay marriage should be illegal.
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« Reply #1896 on: January 14, 2010, 10:30:08 PM »
"Oh [dukar]," said PaperLuigi.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #1897 on: February 14, 2010, 04:24:46 PM »
Sweat beaded on Gordon Freeman's forehead as he neared the throes of ecstasy.
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« Reply #1898 on: February 28, 2010, 09:54:04 PM »
Ecstasy from eating chocolate that is.
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Me: Why?

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« Reply #1899 on: March 06, 2010, 08:07:25 PM »
Wario then got the patent for chocolate ecstasy and began selling it at Wario-Marts the Mushroom World over. 
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #1900 on: March 06, 2010, 08:32:53 PM »
Due to the product's unlisted side-effect of causing uncontrollable bowels, an "explosive" rash of symptoms swept through the Mushroom Kingdom's inhabitants.
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« Reply #1901 on: March 06, 2010, 08:36:06 PM »
This created a stench most unimaginable which made even Bowser's stomach turn.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #1902 on: March 06, 2010, 09:00:26 PM »
Mario promptly asked King Harkinian and Hyrule for help regarding cleanup.
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Me: Why?

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« Reply #1903 on: March 06, 2010, 09:49:59 PM »
Meanwhile, Luigi sat in the corner racking his brain while he tried to figure out if King Harkinian's name is his real name or a fan nickname.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #1904 on: March 07, 2010, 09:54:40 PM »
Luigi Googled it, and promptly concluded that Harkinian is indeed the name of Hyrule's greatest king.
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