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Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale  (Read 359964 times)

« Reply #1920 on: March 20, 2010, 12:08:07 PM »
Meanwhile, Simon was busy ripping Edward's head off.
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« Reply #1921 on: March 20, 2010, 12:10:33 PM »
However Edward learned the ability to regrow his head.

« Reply #1922 on: March 20, 2010, 12:12:46 PM »
Unfortunately he only learned how to regrow his other head.
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« Reply #1923 on: March 20, 2010, 04:14:50 PM »
His abdomen began to writhe and contort as a strange lump formed just under his ribs, just before a fully-funtional cranium burst out from within his torso.
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« Reply #1924 on: March 20, 2010, 04:23:27 PM »
Bowser's kingdom however turned out to be a Russian Communist ally and destroyed Mario's house, Simon, All the Vampires and Edward were wiped out.

« Reply #1925 on: March 20, 2010, 04:26:55 PM »
Bowser was promptly sniped by the Sniper from Team Fortress 2.



"Boom. Headshot."  
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« Reply #1926 on: March 20, 2010, 07:18:14 PM »
Wario then pulled out a minigun and blew away sniper saying, "cry some more"!

« Reply #1927 on: March 20, 2010, 08:25:50 PM »
Charizard hacked Wario to death with his ax, but could not escape a deadly backstab by Kirby.
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« Reply #1928 on: March 20, 2010, 09:26:01 PM »
Kirby looked at the surrounding thinking job well done till the spy back stabbed him with a snappy remark of, "I never really was on your side.

« Reply #1929 on: March 21, 2010, 10:09:38 AM »
Fortunately, Kirby had out his Dead Ringer and was still alive!
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« Reply #1930 on: March 21, 2010, 03:29:50 PM »
Yoshi farted a mighty fart.

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« Reply #1931 on: March 22, 2010, 01:07:27 AM »
This prompted Mario to make a comment about how Yoshi's gas is the drill that will pierce the heavens...or some crap like that.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #1932 on: March 22, 2010, 01:24:41 AM »
Mario put on some cool shades and a cape while Peach donned a flame bikini.
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« Reply #1933 on: March 22, 2010, 09:20:11 AM »
But then Mario was killed and Luigi went into an emo phase until he found the lovely Princess Daisy in a box out in some wasteland.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

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« Reply #1934 on: March 22, 2010, 10:46:43 PM »
But all turned out to be yoshi's dream, all of it right down to page one.

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