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« Reply #1935 on: March 22, 2010, 10:50:24 PM »
But not really.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Kimimaru

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« Reply #1936 on: March 23, 2010, 02:55:33 PM »
Luigi soon noticed the Blue Falcon coming toward him.
The Mario series is the best! It has every genre in video games but RTS'! It also has a plumber who does different roles, a princess, and a lot of odd creatures who don't seem to poop!

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #1937 on: March 23, 2010, 02:59:29 PM »
The Blue Falcon screeched to a halt, and Captain Falcon lept out of the cockpit, doing a bunch of stylish and awesome looking flips before landing right in front of Luigi.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #1938 on: March 23, 2010, 03:02:44 PM »
Captain Falcon invited Luigi to grab a FALCON BURGER at McFalcon's for lunch.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #1939 on: March 23, 2010, 05:06:42 PM »
Then Falcon realized someone poisoned Luigi's burger, said "SHOW ME YOUR FOOD!", and threw that burger right towards the Sun.
You didn't say wot wot.

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #1940 on: March 23, 2010, 05:10:20 PM »
Due to solar radiation and tachyon particles, however, the burger began to mutate, becoming intelligent and demalicious.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #1941 on: March 23, 2010, 05:55:28 PM »
The burger returned to earth and began plotting (what else) world domination.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #1942 on: March 23, 2010, 06:27:18 PM »
"The first step is to liberate my enslaved bretheren and build an army of PAWNCH-broiled soldiers," he said, drawing up a strategy for an invasion of McFalcon's.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #1943 on: March 23, 2010, 06:54:31 PM »
However, Falcon and Luigi had not one but TWO secret weapons: Wario and Kirby, who had just finished a 40 day fast and were starving.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #1944 on: March 23, 2010, 07:01:33 PM »
Unfortunately, both had died of starvation by then.
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Turtlekid1

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« Reply #1945 on: March 23, 2010, 07:23:10 PM »
Fortunately, Luigi had a 1-Up mushroom on him - but which one to revive?
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #1946 on: March 23, 2010, 08:14:48 PM »
Kirby's stomach is an endless black hole, so Luigi revived him; meanwhile, Wario was enduring extreme boredom in the Underwhere, the land where all games end.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #1947 on: March 23, 2010, 08:20:59 PM »
Suddenly, a voice said, "Wario, would you like a chance at redeeming your past actions?"
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #1948 on: March 23, 2010, 08:25:02 PM »
"Only if I'm getting paid," said Wario.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #1949 on: March 23, 2010, 08:36:23 PM »
The voice relented, saying that he'd receive payment after they finished examining various stages of Wario's life, begnning with his days with Mario in the preschool sandbox.
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