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Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale  (Read 352512 times)

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #1980 on: April 28, 2010, 06:21:31 AM »
"So which is it, a rabbit, or a cat!?" demanded Wario, pointing the bazooka at it threateningly.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Hacker Pikachu 25

  • Technicolor nightmare
« Reply #1981 on: April 28, 2010, 03:55:02 PM »
But he ignored him.
Klonoa is the best game I've played YET!!!

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #1982 on: April 28, 2010, 04:36:55 PM »
Wario hated being ignored.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Hacker Pikachu 25

  • Technicolor nightmare
« Reply #1983 on: April 28, 2010, 05:58:07 PM »
And then the black rabbit/cat thing got sucked into an alternate world and was never seen again.
Klonoa is the best game I've played YET!!!

« Reply #1984 on: April 29, 2010, 11:48:47 AM »
"And now for something completely different!" said Waluigi.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Hacker Pikachu 25

  • Technicolor nightmare
« Reply #1985 on: May 01, 2010, 02:11:09 PM »
And Fox shot Waluigi in his Arwing.
Klonoa is the best game I've played YET!!!

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #1986 on: May 01, 2010, 02:18:09 PM »
And by "Arwing," we mean "groin."
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Hacker Pikachu 25

  • Technicolor nightmare
« Reply #1987 on: May 01, 2010, 02:19:57 PM »
And then Fox got the Smash Ball.
Klonoa is the best game I've played YET!!!

« Reply #1988 on: May 03, 2010, 06:09:10 PM »
"Landmaster!" screamed Fox as his iconic, overpow-I mean oversized tank came crashing to the ground.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #1989 on: May 03, 2010, 07:00:59 PM »
Unfortunately for Fox, his Landmaster doesn't handle well at all compared to Wolf's or Falco's, so he accidentally drove it off a cliff and crashed it.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #1990 on: May 03, 2010, 07:36:15 PM »
Fox survived, but only because Slippy's body cushioned the impact.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #1991 on: May 03, 2010, 07:49:17 PM »
"Ooooh, Fox!" said Slippy, blushing, "I didn't know you felt that way about me."
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #1992 on: May 03, 2010, 07:59:16 PM »
These were Slippy's last words.
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« Reply #1993 on: May 03, 2010, 11:56:28 PM »
Fox cried for nights thereafter, longing for Slippy's cold, slimy embrace.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Jman

  • Score
« Reply #1994 on: May 04, 2010, 11:36:26 AM »
This story was read by a million fangirls, and this set off a lot of slashfics.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

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