I'm 13. My classmates always wonder how I program games. Speaking of which, I am making a Mario Bros. clone. If you're interested, go to my topic "MB clone ready for download" to find where it is, if the topic is still there.
Mario is robbing the Mushroom Bank
Mario:Hey, Mushhead, put em'' in the bag
Teller 1:How about a Star instead?
Mario:Shut the h*ll up and put it in.
Luigi:Mario''s gone bad!!
Mario:Gimme the money!
Teller 2:Make me!
Mario:Don''t think you heard that one. I said GIMME THE MONEY, D*MN IT!
(He puts 1000 coins in)
Mario:All right, Luigi, let''s blow this joint!
Luigi:Hey, why does your hat have a "W" on it?
Mario:Uhhh..