The Issue
The latest "Harry Potter" book to hit schools across Totallyradicalia has stirred up the greatest controversy yet.
The Debate
1. "I quite enjoyed the book, until I got to the part where Harry summons evil demons to do his bidding," says religious leader Violet McGuffin. "Now that's just wrong. We need to restore some sense to this debate, by which I mean we should remove this book from the shelves, salt it thoroughly, and burn it."
2. Teachers union President Chastity Dredd says, "Come on, the book is fantasy! And it's a [darn] good read. I'd like the government to issue a statement of support for our teachers and librarians, so kids can enjoy good books without interference from religious wackos, like Christians."
Gotta love how the only options are anti-Harry Potter and anti-Christianity. And so...
The Government Position
The government is preparing to dismiss this issue.