Author Topic: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer (Read 1295407 times)

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #1185 on:** June 19, 2005, 06:53:43 PM »

He's to lazy. Plus, he can't drink and drive (a car, that is).

Why didn't any of the Shadow Sirens (from Paper Mario 2) have any eyes?

Why don''t they just give the stupid rabbit some Trix?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1186 on:** June 19, 2005, 07:37:07 PM »

They found out that reading brail was real cool, so they poked their eyes out. (Vivian thought this was stupid, but because she isn't too bright herself, she let Beldam trick her into sticking her face into a Hazard trashcan full of needles.)

Why does Lord Crump use a tissue box for the body of a dumb robot? ( Magnus )

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/19/2005 6:37:41 PM

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #1187 on:** June 19, 2005, 08:33:05 PM »

Lord Crump sux at building stuff, and couldin't think of a design for his robot. He looked at a kleenex box and thought, "That's it!!!" (personally, I thought it looked more like a chinese food take-out box).

Why does Mayor Dour (from Twilight Town) have cotton coming out of his head???

Why don''t they just give the stupid rabbit some Trix?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1188 on:** June 19, 2005, 09:05:30 PM »

He ate the Cotton Gin, which then started feeding on his brain for power and produced a major ammount of cotton.

Why does Koops have a bandage on his nose through out the whole game?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/19/2005 8:06:22 PM

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #1189 on:** June 19, 2005, 09:19:12 PM »

Because, so help me, if that bandage comes off, blood will go everywhere!!! When Koops was born he was cursed by Beldam to have never-ending bleeding at the nose, so Vivian made a magical bandaid that would stop the bleeding (thus began Beldam's hatred towards Vivian).

Why does Professor Frankly have that spiraly thing on his glasses?

Why don''t they just give the stupid rabbit some Trix?

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 6/19/2005 8:20:06 PM

Kirby (cheat wizard) · « **Reply #1190 on:** June 20, 2005, 03:52:39 AM »

A.His glasses are thick and so is his head.
Q. When dose Mario eat?

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #1191 on:** June 20, 2005, 03:27:07 PM »

At breakfast, lunch, dinner and the occasional snack.

How does Homestar pick stuff up if he has no arms?

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The Blue Toad · « **Reply #1192 on:** June 20, 2005, 05:16:52 PM »

He was trained to use the force at a young age. He's so good he's better than Yoda. Homestar doesn't need arms.

What species is The Cheat?

HolyAarom · « **Reply #1193 on:** June 20, 2005, 06:16:43 PM »

The cheater species.

How come Mario is fat, yet he runs fast in Smash Bros.?

I like Strawberry Milk.

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #1194 on:** June 20, 2005, 07:38:42 PM »

Cuz he isn't that fat and has a TON of energy.

Why does Strong Sad have elephant feet?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1195 on:** June 20, 2005, 07:39:23 PM »

He got liposuction before they made Super Smash Bros, but gained it all back right after game production was finished.

How in the heck did Grodus survive even though we all saw his body get destroyed?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #1196 on:** June 21, 2005, 11:27:02 AM »

The dude was robotic, and we all saw his head stil together. Luckily, his brain was so powerful, he lived.

What's the deal with that one French guy with the pink afro who keeps following Mario and Goombella???

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1197 on:** June 21, 2005, 06:15:49 PM »

He's a retarded moron obsessed with all of Mario's female partners, so, wherever Mario goes, he follows.

How the heck did Koop's father survive 10 years inside Hooktail's body w/out food or water?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #1198 on:** June 21, 2005, 11:04:44 PM »

Athough the thought is very gross, Koop's father drank any water that Hooktail had drank, and ate her chewed up food before Hooktail could digest it (eeeeeeee!)

What was the disease that Bobbery's beloved Charlette died from?

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #1199 on:** June 22, 2005, 12:28:28 PM »

Short-fuse Syndrome.

Will there be any extendo-racquets used in this years Wimbledon?

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