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Forum Games / Re: Anti-Microsoft story

« on: December 22, 2003, 01:17:46 PM »

Then Paul Heyman came out and said:

Paul Heyman: Bill, I have made a match for you: how about, Bill Gates VS. Rikishi!

Rikishi's old music: Bad MaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
I'm a bad man, really bad man!
Bad thugs, dressin on stage and crew!
Bad women, bad cloths, bad thugs, bad dukes, I'm make'n my own crew!
I'm a bad man!
Go to sleep now, uhh!
Go to sleep now, uhh!

Then the match started. Rikishi was beating the living crap out of Bill Gates.

Tazz: Oh no! It looks like he's go'n for da stink face!

Michael Cole: Uh-Oh!

Rikishi gave him the stink face. He then made the stinkiest, strongest fart ever. It was so strong, it blows into Bill Gates head. His head then got bigger, and bigger, and bigger, and then, BOOM! KA-BLAM! SPLAT! His brain exploded.

Howard Finkle: And the winner by default, Rikishi!

Tazz: What a good ending, hah Cloe?

Mieacel: You said it, Tazz!

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Forum Games / Re: Anti Tiff & Tuff Story

« on: December 22, 2003, 01:04:10 PM »

Then Kirby became Stone Kirby, and crushed them both.

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I liked it when I got to see Peach''s pink panties in Super Smash Bros. Melee! HABOOYAYUH!

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Forum Games / Re: One Word Stories

« on: December 22, 2003, 12:41:55 PM »

Once upon a rectangle, Mario squared numbers. Meanwhile, Fart-Man ate burgers made from chicken and Jar Jar Bink's friend left. Then Brock Lesner killed

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I liked it when I got to see Peach''s pink panties in Super Smash Bros. Melee! HABOOYAYUH!

Edited by - Alucard on 12/22/2003 10:47:12 AM

[HABOOYAYUH!]

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Site Discussion / Re: How do you change fonts?

« on: December 20, 2003, 05:16:16 PM »

HABOOYAYUH!

Now I can spam in big letter words! This will give those darn Pokemon haters something to bite at.

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I liked it when I got to see Peach''s pink panties in Super Smash Bros. Melee! HABOOYAYUH!

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General Chat / Re: I'm not dead

« on: December 18, 2003, 03:11:34 PM »

Who cares?

HABOOYAYUH!

HABOOYAYUH!

HABOOYAYUH!

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I liked it when I got to see Peach''s pink panties in Super Smash Bros. Melee! HABOOYAYUH!

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General Chat / Re: I'm not dead

« on: December 18, 2003, 03:11:32 PM »

Who cares?

HABOOYAYUH!

HABOOYAYUH!

HABOOYAYUH!

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I liked it when I got to see Peach''s pink panties in Super Smash Bros. Melee! HABOOYAYUH!

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Video Game Chat / Re: Banjo-Kazooie VS. Donkey Kong 64

« on: December 15, 2003, 07:38:14 AM »

Banjo-Kazooie. DK64 really sucked. And Killa, you just made my day. Calling Banjo-Kazooie stupid and calling DK64 one of the best games ever. I beleave you got it backwards. You made me so mad, I don't even feel like spamming this thread.

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I liked it when I got to see Peach''s pink panties in Super Smash Bros. Melee! HABOOYAYUH!

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General Chat / Re: Saddam Captured While Hiding in Hole

« on: December 14, 2003, 09:44:40 AM »

Let's celebrate with some spam:

HABOYAYUH! HABOOYAYUH!

WOOPIE DO! WOOPIE DO!

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I liked it when I got to see Peach''s pink panties in Super Smash Bros. Melee! HABOOYAYUH!

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General Chat / Re: The longest "uhh" ever.

« on: December 13, 2003, 06:49:37 AM »

HAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

HABOOYAYUH!

HABOOYAYUH!

HABOOYAYUH!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird  on 12/13/2003 7:41:14 PM

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Site Discussion / Re: The new sig topic

« on: December 10, 2003, 01:46:44 PM »

Change it back, jon!

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GamePro and GameInformer SUCK with a capital "S"!

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Site Discussion / Re: The new sig topic

« on: December 08, 2003, 08:50:39 AM »

I made big changes to my sig.

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GamePro and GameInformer SUCK with a capital "S"!

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General Chat / Re: The longest "uhh" ever.

« on: December 08, 2003, 08:08:58 AM »

Why was my post edited? It's supposed to be the longest "uhh" ever, not the shortest. If you can't handle it, then delete the thread, for pete sake!

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Video Game Chat / Re: GameNOW magizine is coming to an end

« on: December 07, 2003, 04:41:59 PM »

What do you mean? It's true. You just never read the magazine.

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Video Game Chat / Re: GameNOW magizine is coming to an end

« on: December 07, 2003, 10:24:29 AM »

WHAT?! GameNOW magazine is being shut down? Man, that sucks! GameNOW is the best magazine ever. It's better than Nintendo Power, EGM, GMR, GamePro, GameInformer, Pocket Games and OPM mixed up all together.

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General Chat / Re: Hey, I'm back.

« on: December 06, 2003, 06:13:33 PM »

Who cares?

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This has been recorded at a live studio audience, in Super Mario Moonshine. HA HA! studios