Wario’s Rant #6
Wario: Waluigi do you know what bugs me the most?
Waluigi: What Wario?
Wario: It’s when I go to an amusement park, we always have to wait in those ****in lines all day while the ****in sun beats on our ****in back! People will pay 100’s of coins just to wait in dead beat lines! I have to wait in line for an hour, to ride on a 2 minute ride!!!! and I have to buy two tickets because I take up two seats, it’s not my fault I’m so pudgy, and then people complain because the ride is frikin lopsided! it’s how I am, I like eating hamburgers, which brings me to my next point. People pay so much money for like, beauty supplies, and anti wrinkle cream, and plastic surgery. But it doesn’t matter because every single one of you, every frikin person in the world will get old, they will wrinkle, and they will….eventually, die! Why not speed up the process??
By, Kurtvegita, and Twistedflames