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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: You Rage (or Lose Faith in Humanity), You Lose

« on: January 11, 2015, 03:56:09 PM »

He's either an elaborate troll or his brain is broken beyond belief.

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Site Discussion / Re: Will there ever be another mailbag?

« on: January 11, 2015, 03:41:20 PM »

I just took "being born" to mean "being let out of the bag".

And since babies are a gift from heaven, they're probably created in whatever Mario World's equivalent of heaven is supposed to be. (Star Haven? Some other place in the cosmos?)

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Site Discussion / Re: Will there ever be another mailbag?

« on: January 11, 2015, 03:32:37 PM »

Mario is older than Luigi by exactly one game. He popped out of the Stork's mailbag at the beginning of Yoshi's Island, while Luigi didn't until the end.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: You Rage (or Lose Faith in Humanity), You Lose

« on: January 10, 2015, 05:44:45 PM »

All-around mental instability, more like.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: You Rage (or Lose Faith in Humanity), You Lose

« on: January 10, 2015, 12:40:01 PM »

He really is a 25-year-old middle schooler.

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General Chat / Re: New/Returning Members Post Here!

« on: January 10, 2015, 09:18:43 AM »

Sorry, what?

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association

« on: January 09, 2015, 04:30:34 PM »

Treasure

PS: That's not one word!

PPS: Holy hell, another blast from the past!

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: You Rage (or Lose Faith in Humanity), You Lose

« on: January 09, 2015, 04:24:39 PM »

Please tell me this guy has a Chris Chan-esque bad reputation across the web. Please.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: You Rage (or Lose Faith in Humanity), You Lose

« on: January 08, 2015, 07:10:01 PM »

I love how the interviewer acts totally polite and normal throughout the whole thing, as if he's completely unaware that this person is a tremendous assbag.

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Mario Chat / Re: Puzzle & Dragons: Super Mario Bros. Edition

« on: January 08, 2015, 05:35:33 PM »

I'll be honest: When I first saw this video I thought it might be fake, largely because the Mario model in between the game footage is atrociously animated, and the box art consists of the same stock pictures we've been seeing since the regular DS era.

But since it's apparently real, count me on board. This game looks fun as heck, and it's as close as I'm ever gonna get to a Mario RPG where you can recruit baddies to your team.

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Site Discussion / Re: Sigh... where is everyone?

« on: January 07, 2015, 09:09:53 PM »

I dunno, Clyde Mandelin aka Mato of Legends of Localization seems to love his job to pieces.

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Mario Chat / Re: New Mario Movie (Not Joke)

« on: January 07, 2015, 09:08:09 PM »

I believe I confirmed that for her the last time I spoke to her about this. They said they intended to make her "related" to Peach, but never really said how.

Methinks Miyamoto didn't want tragedy to be a permanent part of Peach's character, and I can't say I blame him.

Furthermore, even if you include that one translation difference, Rosalina's story is still full of holes. It certainly doesn't explain where she got all these mysterious deity-like powers, including her ability to seemingly live for over hundreds of years.

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Site Discussion / Re: Sigh... where is everyone?

« on: January 07, 2015, 07:29:19 PM »

Lucky stiff. He should get on here and help us translate stuff. :P

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Mario Chat / Re: New Mario Movie (Not Joke)

« on: January 07, 2015, 07:27:20 PM »

I think the cutscenes in Sunshine would've been eons more tolerable if they had just stuck with text boxes or subtitles instead of voice acting.

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Site Discussion / Re: Sigh... where is everyone?

« on: January 07, 2015, 09:52:04 AM »

What's he up to? Has he worked his way to the top of the Japanese corporate world?