Author Topic: Bored-MKII GT (Read 26159 times)

00boo · « **Reply #90 on:** June 16, 2002, 12:01:10 PM »

oh my gosh you killed b y

cable04 · « **Reply #91 on:** June 16, 2002, 02:44:44 PM »

a brief interruption:
back in the underworld, so we clear up what sort of deal they made with the devil
--at the exit door--
devil*in several creepy voices: YOU caNNOT leave my DARK laiR of DEATH!
cable:i think we can
devil: i THINk you CAnnot
roshan:*drawing PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINET DOOM OR WHATEVER* ...*to himself*where's my real pen...oh well...this will work...I think we CAN!
devil: i STILL thINK you CannOT
00boo <i know it has zeros, but i was just curious>:*drawing a big-nash gun* i think we can, mamit!
devil: do We reALLY neED to GO THRough eVEry one of YOU sayING you CAn?
roy: (i haven't said anything yet! why does everyone seem to forget about me!?)
roshan: Get him!
*all attack the devil*

---indefinit amount of time passes---
cable: let's go, cats&kittens
*all exit the dark world, leaving a broken devil behind*

there... now you guys can keep adding to the story
i didn't want people thinking we're evil or something

go ahead
go on
you can do it
you know you want to
don't you roll your eyes at me!
oh sure, just LEAVE!
SEE IF YOU'LL EVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING WITHOUT ME!!!!!!
*cries*

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superclownman · « **Reply #92 on:** June 16, 2002, 09:03:43 PM »

cats 'n kittens turn 'n join da devil who drops the floor holding them in another prison filled with all of their greates fears and steven king is there too

cable04 · « **Reply #93 on:** June 17, 2002, 02:09:52 PM »

all: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

that's all for today
i'm not feeling creative

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superclownman · « **Reply #94 on:** June 17, 2002, 05:22:06 PM »

Jesus from south park comes down and saves them. They soon apear in bowsers castle.
clownman: stupid cobra get off me.
Jesus: I will now make one of you immortal.

Who will it be?

Insane Steve · « **Reply #95 on:** June 17, 2002, 08:12:11 PM »

Roshan: Wait... THE Jesus from South Park? Wouldn't you be more likely to send someone to hell than to immortalize someone? I mean, South Park?
Jesus: Ummmmm, I am bored today. Haven't figured out who though...
Roshan: *shifts eyes*
Roy: (This plot is getting weirder and weirder...)
Cable: ooooo pick me pick me pick me
Jesus: Hold on.... Heh, let's make this REALLY interesting! I am making That One Guy immortal! *A strange light pertrudes from His hand to Tucson, AZ*
TOG: Wha...? I feel all funny inside now... Wonder what that means? Now where did they go?
Roshan: NOW how are we supposed to beat That One Guy?
Jesus: I didn't say he couldn't be beaten, only that he couldn't be killed.... *leaves*
Roy: (THAT was freaky...)
Roshan: Where are we?
Cable: didn't you read the post? bowser's castle!
Roshan: Oh...

MEANWHILE

TOG: I gotta find them folks, I gotta kill 'em someday! *walks the long way to Bowser's Castle*

MEANWHILE

Roshan: What are we doing here? Let's go!
00boo: I like this place
Roshan: And I DON'T!!!
00boo: LET'S GO THEN *whips out the anti-tank gun*
Roshan: Hmmmm.... *evil grin* *pulls out a rocket launcher* Let's see you---
Roy: (BOTH OF YOU STOP THAT!!!!!!)
00boo: OK OK man....
Roshan: But I wanted to try it out! *puts away the rocket launcher*

*They are about to leave, when suddenly, That One Guy appears through the front door*

TOG: HA! I finally got you!
Roshan: Not Quite! *Shoots That One Guy with the rocket launcher*
TOG: Huh? That did nothing... odd...
Roshan: ...
TOG: I am literally invincable! HAHAHA!
Roshan: Looks like you can't spell either.
TOG: Well, I am! And YOU aren't! *does a little dance*
Roy: (Well, we can't KILL him, so I guess we have to outsmart him...)
Cable: why don't i ever fight?
Steve: Because I do all the fighting scenes, and I don't know your fighting style well...
Cable: ...

*suddenly, a loud CRASH is heard.*

TOG: What was that?
Chi Chi Rodriguez: Hey! I got another $10,000 now.. nice! *Takes the golf ball and runs*
TOG: What was the point of that?
Roshan: ...
TOG: Well, you HAVE to fight now! And I cannot lose!
Roshan: ...
...
...
...
...
Roy: (You ok?)
Roshan: ...
...
...
...
Cable: that seems fun i want to try it
...
...
Roshan: ...
TOG: ENOUGH ...! Reckon it's time to take you down! *attacks....*

*GASP*

*the wall.*
TOG: OWWW!
Jesus: This is pretty funny...
Roshan: RUN!!!!

*They all run... far, far away*
TOG: GAH! I shoulda had them... and now I lost them!

Now that That One Guy is immortal, how will they win? AND WHO IS THE U "F" O?

Roshan: We need to find out... SOON!
Roy: (I doubt that will ever happen at the rate we're going...)
Cable: where could he be?
00boo: MAMIT I wanna blast him!
Black Yoshi: Now what.... *BOOM!* Owwwww... *dies*
Chi Chi: I am so rich now hahahahaha!
TOG: Where the &#$*@! are they?
U "F" O: I can't lose if they don't find me!
Assistant: Boss... I think Steve is getting restless... They can find us any minute now!
Steve: *Sigh* It is hard to keep up now!
Luigi: Hey a line!

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 6/17/2002 7:28:19 PM

00boo · « **Reply #96 on:** June 18, 2002, 04:08:01 PM »

*then black yoshi crashes into a tree*
BY:......... _-/
By:???????!
BY:IM INVisible
roshan:YOU SPELLED INVINCIBLE(?) WRONG
*so black yoshi kills tog and then gets hit by a train*
timmy:TIMMY!!!

THE END
(a very un long ending)
well the end for me IM OUTA hear
*00boo

cable04 · « **Reply #97 on:** June 19, 2002, 02:04:03 PM »

whoa whoa whoa
hold on a second

is that the end end?
or is that the end of 00boo?
or is that the end of ep II?

i don't care if it's option 1 or 2
but i hope 00boo's not gone

what do you say, crazy steven?

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cable04 · « **Reply #98 on:** June 20, 2002, 02:17:25 PM »

i guess you don't respond to that name...

so, what say ye, mentally ill stephen?

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Insane Steve · « **Reply #99 on:** June 23, 2002, 08:28:12 PM »

Well, I think I'll have to end this all today I guess.... I'll let you all add afterwards .. uh .. afterwards.

TOG: Hey! I thought I was immortal?
Jesus: You were, then I got bored so I changed it. I can bring you back though.

*Jesus brings TOG back.*

TOG: Errrr... where were we?
Roshan: Uhhhhh *pulls out the rocket laucher and blasts TOG's head off, he immediatly dies.* *sudden realizaton* WHAT IS THIS? I MEAN, WE GO THROUGH THIS WHOLE THING WITH THAT ONE GUY, FOUR CONFRONTATIONS, AND HIM EVEN BEING IMMORTAL, AND STEVE MAKES HIM GET KILLED AFTER 5 SECONDS? YOU ARE SUCH A LAZY BUM!
Steve: You wanna test me? *evil grin*
Roy: (Ya, this is almost over, and you don't want to ----)
Roshan: I AM SICK OF ALL YOUR--- *ack!* *Slumps over*
Steve: *super evil grin*
Roshan: *gets up* Fine, you have it your way... geez...

They search for the U "F" O and thus try to put an end to this story. 276 hours of mindless wandering later...

Roy: (Roshan, I'm hungry!)
Roshan: You're always hungry...
Cable: ya, that and we ate 8 minutes ago.
Roy: (8 MINUTES??? It's been that long?)
Roshan: *sigh*

5 minuts later:
Roshan: I'm bored...
Roy: (You're always bored...)
Roshan: Just like you're always hungry?
Roy: (Speaking of which....)
Roshan: Oh, great....

MEANWHILE:

U "F" O's assistant: They are really close now!
U "F" O: Steve is getting tired... I guess we have another day...

And (s)he was right. Steve is getting tired... so I'll make this part a 3-parter! stay tuned soon for part 2, The Final Battle!

Roy: (So you PROMISE it's almost over?)
Steve: Uhhhhhhhh... *runs*

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

00boo · « **Reply #100 on:** June 24, 2002, 09:10:17 AM »

actually i just wanted to put the third one in general chat so its easy to get to it

Insane Steve · « **Reply #101 on:** June 25, 2002, 09:08:20 PM »

And Part 2 begins.... TOMORROW! Maybe.

Roshan: This is really getting on my nerves!

Steve: I am tired and I'll do it when I can! Man...

Part 2 comes soon!

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

cable04 · « **Reply #102 on:** June 28, 2002, 12:40:01 PM »

cable: i'm tired
00boo: you're always tired
roy: (just like roshan's always bored?)
Roshan: And Roy's always hungry?!
roy: (gimme food!)
roshan: Give me something to do!
roy: (i've got something for you to do...GET ME FOOD!
roshan: I'll get you food... HERE'S A KNUCKLE SANDwich... I'm sorry Roy, I'd never hit you...
roy: (oh, that's so swee-GET ME FOOD!)

later

00boo: i'm depressed
cable: you're always...what?
00boo: we've just been wandering around for twelve days or something...mammit! i want someone to blow up!
Roshan: At least you aren't hungry
roy: (i am)
Roshan: Really?...Rea-SHUT UP!
cable: i'm tired

u"f"o's assistant: master, they've been wandering around your castle for hours..days!
u"f"o: then maybe... we should LET them in *smile in darkness*

...hope i didn't mess up part two

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Insane Steve · « **Reply #103 on:** June 28, 2002, 09:32:08 PM »

Nope, not yet anyway.

PART 1b. The bridge to the exciting part (i.e., another excuse for me not figuring out who the U "F" O should be)

Steve: You peeps are HOPELESS!! Since it took you so long, I'll tell you all where it is! It is that Big gray build you all have been wandering around for a week!
Roy: (See, Roshan, I TOLD you it was that building...)
Roshan: Shut up. You don't insult me until you stop being hungry all the time.
Roy: (Like you are alw....)
Cable: shudddap!
Roshan: No man I am sick of someone who can't even speak English showing me up all the time!
Roy: (I would approprately retaliate but unfortunatly I only have 4 fingers on a hand and technically have no middle finger.)
Roshan: ...
...
...
GAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *rolls on the floor laughing. A lot.*
00boo: MAMIT are we gonna get going and blow up some stuff?
All: ...

MEANWHILE

U "F" O: This is getting more and more hopeless for them.

MEANWHILE

A major argument is breaking out among everyone: Roshan is attempting to prove his superiority by pointing out everyone's faults...

Roshan: Yes, and maybe if you weren't always HUNGRY we'd make it!
Cable: whoa slow down--
Roshan: You shut up too! Man, I am sick of you not capitalizing everything! MAN!
Roy: (STOP THAT! Will you get on track!)
Roshan: Will you stop eating so much?
Roy: (I can't help that! You obviously don't know that much about our species...)
Roshan: I can not eat for 10 minutes...
00boo: SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDUP!
Roshan: And look at you! You should--- *slumps over unconcious for no apparent reason*
Steve: I was getting sick of it too. *evil grin*

Eventually, they all regain their senses, and thus they enter the castle, unaware of what awaits them...

The REAL part 2 is coming soon! (I hope)

U "F" O: At the rate they are going, I'll CRUSH them....

Roshan: Wait a minute, something is not right here... Steve! You changed your sig!
Steve: Hahaha.... ugh.... *runs*

You know what? I got really, really bored one day so I decided to change my signature.

00boo · « **Reply #104 on:** July 01, 2002, 08:46:44 AM »

MEANWHILE
mmm:why are all the chicks here are all covered up
*then a huge missle blows up aphsgaundistan and mama mia mario flys somewhere....*

insane steve why dont you post at the ultimate nintendo forum

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boos might be shy but they are always there......
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