"Mama-mia! You get off my property before I call upon the mystical power of the 7 Star Spirits to cast you into a deep abyss where you will be tormented by a group of rabid, man-eating Piranha Palnts!"
The man stared at Mario in disbelief, then said aloud, "HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa...! You are so funny! I actually believed you for a second, but I know you're just joking...right?"
"Nope." Mario said meneacingly as he pulled out a special whistle used to call upon the Star Spirits... "Using this," Mario said, "I will call upon the power of the Star Spirits and they will send you to a world full of pure evil...much worse than the evil of Bowser or Smithy!"
"Why are you doing this?" The man asked, frightened. "What have I done to anger you?"
"You are being a jeark and you won't get off my property when I command you to! I am the mighty and all powerful Mario Mario, hero of the Mushroom Kingdom and foe to all Koopas and Goombas...especially Bowser!"
"Oh yeah! Well do you know who I am?" The man asked. "I am the master videogame creator...Shigeru Miyamoto! I have the power to erase your memory using my 'Klepto-Maniac Memory Eraser' machine!"
Ironically, Shigeru's machine was actually a Nintendo GameCube controller attached to a GameBoy Advance battery pack!
"HaHaHaHaHaHaHa...!" Shigeru laughed out loud as he pulled the GameCube controller machine out from his pant pocket.
Shigeru Miyamoto pressed the L and R triggers on his GameCube controller and thge entire universe was engulfed in a swirling vortex of colors and smoke!
Then...
Edited by - Mario Maniac on 6/2/2002 11:07:45 AM