Mario: What?...you want me to fix..THAT?!! NO WAY! I'm not going anywhere near that FILTHY toilet!
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Bowser: I think I'll just leave the princess alone now.
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Yoshi: Get your fat butt off me, Mario!
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Peach: It's okay, Mario. You don't have to save me. I actually kinda like it here.
Mario:......
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Peach: "Dear Mario, please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you...since you'd probably come and beg for one anyway you FAT, GREEDY PIG! ~~~~Princess Toadstool"
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Toad:.....Why the heck to I have a big mushroom on my head??
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*Monkey runs off with baby Mario*
Yoshi: Go ahead and take him. The little brat's been a pain in the neck.
The Moo-Cow never stops laughing! XD