Kind of like the SSB fanfic, only we use characters who have appeared in SNES games and earlier. Oh, and try not to use items that first appeared in games that were released after SNES. No FLUDDs or Poltergusts, etc.
We have...
Mario, Luigi, Cranky Kong (who's been said to be the original 1981 Donkey Kong, and still calls Mario "Jumpman"), DK (who's believed to be DK Jr. from way back when), Pauline, Peach, Bowser, Toad, Link, Zelda, Ganon, Wart, Birdo, Daisy, and any other retro game characters you want to add.
Keep it funny people.
Cranky: *jumps down in front of a bed, and wacks the lump with his cane* GET UP, JUMPMAN!
Mario: OW! It's Mario! And you bruised my middle!
Cranky: (sarcasm) Well, sorry to leave a purple mark on your beer belly!
teen voice: Hyaaaaa!! *Link hits Cranky in the head with the broad side of his sword (the part of the blade that isn't sharp)*
Cranky: Can I have your autograph, Peter Jackson? *knocks cold*
