Hey, I found out this cool new trick that raises your postcount! You must be looking at your profile while doing these tricks to work.
1) When on your profile, press Alt and F4 at the same time.
2) This is for IE7 users only. Press Ctrl, Alt, and, Delete at the same time. Go to "Processes", and end the process "iexplorer.exe".
3) This is for people that don't know how to use a computer. Know that little red X in the upper-right corner? Click on it.
4) Post in this topic.
5) This is also for computer n00bs. Press "start", go to "Turn Off Computer" then go to "Shut Down".
Cool, huh? It raises your postcount by *insert number here* posts!