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« Reply #1515 on: February 24, 2008, 11:53:56 PM »
Bowser did use his own magic to change all of the Toads into blocks in the original SMB; perhaps he can also alter his own size depending on how he wants to fight. That, or Kamek/Kammy/Kamella could alter it (like Kamek did in Yoshi's Island, but on a more permanent scale).
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« Reply #1516 on: April 19, 2008, 10:36:09 PM »
Daisy was around 21 in the SMB movie (the titles place her being dropped off at St. Teresa's 20 years before the movie, and she looked to be around 1 at the time), and was Luigi's love interest. According to XKCD's Standard Creepiness Rule (http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/dating_pools.png), that means Luigi must have been between the ages of 17.5 and 28 at the time. Assuming that Mario and Luigi are twins, as per Yoshi's Island, they obviously must be the same age. For Mario to look like Bob Hoskins did, their age must be toward the older end of the spectrum.

Ahh, but you forget, in the movie's continuity, Mario raised Luigi.
And I don't think that Yoshi's Island is any more canon than the movie, personally.
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« Reply #1517 on: April 20, 2008, 02:27:34 AM »
Yeah, Baby Mario raised Baby Luigi, because he was SO mature and responsible for his age.
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« Reply #1518 on: April 20, 2008, 03:45:40 AM »
The only thing that movie has of Super Mario is its title and characters' names! XD

By the way, Luigi is really a little junger then Mario officialy.
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« Reply #1519 on: April 20, 2008, 08:28:18 AM »
Haha... "junger". Which translator did you use, Ms. Caterina? :D

Honestly, even in terms of fanon, why would anybody use the movie as a basis for anything? I say Mario is only older than Luigi solely on the basis that he was released from the Stork's bag one whole game before Luigi was.

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« Reply #1520 on: April 20, 2008, 09:58:51 AM »
Haha... "junger". Which translator did you use, Ms. Caterina? :D

Honestly, even in terms of fanon, why would anybody use the movie as a basis for anything? I say Mario is only older than Luigi solely on the basis that he was released from the Stork's bag one whole game before Luigi was.

Aahah...Sorry! XD I have made a mixture between English and German! =p

*Younger...maybe?

I have read in every spinoff games boocklets that Mario is older than Luigi! =p
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« Reply #1521 on: April 20, 2008, 11:26:51 AM »
It's been that way pretty much since the beginning. Even the port of Yoshi's Island on GBA changed the line about them being "twins" to "brothers".

Not easy having all those European languages floating about in your head, eh?

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« Reply #1522 on: April 20, 2008, 12:28:00 PM »
Junge means boy. Junger probably means boyish.

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« Reply #1523 on: April 20, 2008, 01:01:25 PM »
Junge means boy. Junger probably means boyish.

It's the same of English and also the "-er" at the end have the same function! =p
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« Reply #1524 on: April 26, 2008, 05:59:26 PM »
"younger" was probably the term that was meant.

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« Reply #1525 on: April 27, 2008, 01:34:27 AM »
frostbite just posted.
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« Reply #1526 on: June 01, 2008, 04:32:54 PM »
If Bowser had kids, then who would their mother be?
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« Reply #1527 on: June 01, 2008, 09:54:48 PM »
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« Reply #1528 on: June 02, 2008, 08:20:59 AM »
That brings some nasty images to mind.
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« Reply #1529 on: June 02, 2008, 06:17:43 PM »
I'm glad that the mother of Bowser's children was never revealed. Bowser is a giant lizard-like monster, and knowing that, I am not exactly curious as to who he copulates with.
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