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The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #1530 on: June 02, 2008, 06:41:41 PM »
..another giant lizard-like monster?

Queen Koopa is probably dead, which is why Bowser wants a new wife. He thinks Peach will make a suitable replacement.

silverstarman

  • Chock full of misinformation
« Reply #1531 on: June 02, 2008, 07:36:40 PM »
Or maybe he just created them by hand (you know with the giant test-tubes, etc.)

« Reply #1532 on: June 02, 2008, 09:22:26 PM »
Or maybe he just created them by hand (you know with the giant test-tubes, etc.)

Perhaps there were more Kooplings, but Bowser drank them by accident.

Kidding aside, if the Kooplings are clones of Bowser, then why was Wendy a girl instead of boy? Does Bowser have a feminine side? Plus, if Koopa technology is advanced enough to clone/genetically engineer children, then why do they have such a hard time killing a plumber?
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Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #1533 on: June 03, 2008, 02:32:25 AM »
Killing Mario aside, remember that clones can be very different from the parent. Somatic cell nuclear transfer, the method of cloning we're most familiar with, can easily lead to mutations. A female clone would be perfectly normal, as somatic cells probably would not contain the exact same genes as those that formed the host's egg. Speaking of which, you still need an egg for cloning to insert a nucleus.

Even so, I don't think cloning Bowser would lead to such a wide variety of personalities, postures, and hairstyles. Bowser Jr. is a likely candidate, though.

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #1534 on: June 03, 2008, 01:47:46 PM »
I always thought that the original Koopalings were born naturally, from an actual female Koopa. Whoever she was, she's most likely dead, which is why Bowser is looking for a new wife.

Bowser Jr., on the other hand, might actually be a clone, in the same vein as Mini-Me to Dr. Evil and Boba Fett to Jango Fett. Those Mini-Bowsers from Mario Party are probably Bowser's equivalent of the Clone Troopers.

« Reply #1535 on: June 03, 2008, 02:24:05 PM »
Hey, from a couple pages ago, if a game sucks, it doesn't mean it doesn't count to continuity.
As for the Koopalings... (shrugs).


Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #1536 on: June 04, 2008, 08:19:53 AM »
The Koopalings and Bowser Jr. might just be genetically engineered.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #1537 on: June 05, 2008, 05:58:02 PM »
Super Mario Sunshine question. Is Isle Delfino in the Mushroom Kingdom? Like it may be owned by the Mushroom Kingdom.
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silverstarman

  • Chock full of misinformation
« Reply #1538 on: June 05, 2008, 07:56:45 PM »
No.

« Reply #1539 on: June 05, 2008, 08:25:05 PM »
How sure are you?
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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #1540 on: June 05, 2008, 09:33:27 PM »
It isn't.
That was a joke.

« Reply #1541 on: June 05, 2008, 11:39:33 PM »
But how sure are you of that fact?
CURSE YOU... SOMEBODY!

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #1542 on: June 05, 2008, 11:41:05 PM »
Well he went on vacation didn't he?
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

« Reply #1543 on: June 06, 2008, 01:29:00 AM »
"...to Dinosaur World for a vacation!"
CURSE YOU... SOMEBODY!

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #1544 on: June 06, 2008, 10:31:52 AM »
Land!
That was a joke.

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