Yeah, I'm with Steve and TEM. No sign of sarcasm anywhere.
Well now you know, don't you? Even if it wasn't obvious, I was trying to be sarcastic/smart/whatever. But I failed miserably.
So to set the fact straight, no, I don't think I'll be alone forever; yes, I was trying to be sarcastic. Evidently, I had IS in mind when I said it.