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General Chat / Re: Who's posted over 200?

« on: December 23, 2001, 09:54:13 PM »

Loser.

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Mario Chat / Re: GrimSack

« on: December 23, 2001, 09:07:42 PM »

Oh ****-****ity-**** you! Paper Mario, You're a stupid little bee-atch, and my balls weigh twenty pounds! You can't tell somebody with 20 pound balls what to do. You don't understand the pain of twenty pound balls. It hurts to walk, it hurts to sit, it hurts to wear clothing! I don't though, clothes are a suggestion, like the lanes in a street, or not cursing your head off at old people.

****-the-****ing-****ers.

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General Chat / Re: Who's posted over 200?

« on: December 23, 2001, 08:53:41 PM »

Oh Jesus tap dancing Christ, don't any of you have lives? Here you are, bragging about how you've made four hundred something posts in a stupid freaking forum about Mario. I'm not sure which is more pathetic, that some of you pathetic losers have made that many posts, or that you're bragging about it. Good God...

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Forum Games / Re: Mario RPG

« on: December 23, 2001, 08:46:15 PM »

Captain Murphy'll save him!

"I must save Bowser. After all, that's what Michael Kane would do..."

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Forum Games / Re: Mario RPG

« on: December 23, 2001, 08:46:11 PM »

Captain Murphy'll save him!

"I must save Bowser. After all, that's what Michael Kane would do..."

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General Chat / Re: Adult Swim

« on: December 23, 2001, 08:42:37 PM »

Yeah, **** straight bee-atch! Sealab 2021 kicks a seriously high amount of ass!

"Stormy, what time is it?"

"It's dodgeball time. (Stormy hits Quin #2, knocks him down)"

"Stormy, seriously, what time is it!?"

"I said it's dodgeball time, *****."

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General Chat / Re: GrimSack is coming!!!!!!!

« on: December 23, 2001, 08:37:50 PM »

Oh, eat me you little *****.

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Forum Games / Re: Mario RPG

« on: December 23, 2001, 04:52:23 PM »

Can I join this one? Ooh, and can I be Captain Murphy?

"It's not just a toy. It made real cupcakes. And there were icing packets and sprinkles. But the secret ingredient... was love... Oh, just thinking about those delicious cakes from within it's 40 watt womb..."

"That does it! How many times do I have to hear the word 'womb' today!?"

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General Chat / Re: GrimSack is coming!!!!!!!

« on: December 23, 2001, 04:46:22 PM »

Waha! Tis' I, GrimSack, everyone's favorite Candian mad man and general evil mastermind! I'll be coming here every now and then to **** and moan about like, everything, and to tell Greg to shut the hell up and learn to type. Oh, and Greg, whether you like it or not, you did write that stupid article. Maybe you don't want everyone here knowing you can't type or form a sentance, but you did write that.

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Forum Games / Hey hey seamonkies!

« on: March 16, 2002, 06:53:05 PM »

It's everybody's favorite Canadian Madman, GrimSack! My family was moving, and we only got our frigin' computer up and running a little while ago. But I'm back, and ready to **** everyone off, as usual. Anyway, I skimmed through these things, and realized the focus here is mainly on Mario, so I'm proposing a RPG about Sealab 2021. If you watch Adult Swim, you know **** well what I'm talking about. Now, I'll be Captain Hank "Hazel" Murphy. Any other seamonkies out there willing to join? Or do all just wanna' be mailbox heads and ignore me?

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Mario Chat / The Shoe!

« on: February 10, 2002, 05:39:09 PM »

Who remembers the shoe? Y' know, that super-invincible wind up sock from SM3. IF you're a big fan of the shoe, I've got a present for ya!:

1. Go to "www.seanbaby.com"
2. Go to the NES page.
3. Look around for a section called "The Congratulations! awards.
4. Look under "Toughest game character" for Shoe information. To learn more about Seanbaby's***ual obsession with Princess Toadstool, check out the "Hottest game character section."

Sure, I'm GrimSack, everyone hates me, what good is my frikkin' opinion? Trust me, this is good ****. You'll love it.

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Mario Chat / GrimSack's formal apology.

« on: February 10, 2002, 05:33:40 PM »

It's finally become clear to me that not all of you appreciater my humor. I guess maybe I never got a chance to keep going with it to the point you realized why it's funny because I'm an asswipe and I never mentioned it. Anyhow, I received about 100 angry e-mails last night saying "Oh GrimSack, you have 20 pound balls and we hate you." Anyways, I'm sorry for belittling you guys and being such a jerk. I'm probably not gonna post here anymore, seeing that while you don't appreciate me, you at least haven't banned me. So I'll ban myself.

(Also, I know that this has no place in the general Mario section, but I figured everyone would check this place.)

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Mario Chat / The truth about Mario....

« on: December 24, 2001, 03:28:14 PM »

You guys obviously know a lot about Mario. Or at least, yuo think you do. See, Mario might be a heroic little fat guy, but he isn't in a magical mushroom kingdom. He's high. Think about it.

To become a giant, Mario swallows a shroom'. He gets high, and thinks he's gigantic. He beleives he's running around crushing in the god**** little turd men's heads. He doesn't shoot fire, he eats some weed he pulled outta' the ground and thinks his hand is on fire. Then the flying thing. He isn't flying, he's just really, really doped out. He's not even in a magical world with talking dinosaurs and such, he's sitting in his living room getting ****ing stoned.

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